06.20.2008 COUGHING UP BLOOD

The Sun UK says today that the shocking and prolonged weight loss of Amy Winehouse, coupled with the fact that she has recently begun to cough up blood, may be signs that she has tuberculosis.

The 24-year-old Back to Black star has an irregular heartbeat and has been on a drip while medics try to wean her off hard drugs.
Last night a close pal told The Sun:"Amy is in a bad way. Doctors are still struggling to control her heartbeat but the chest condition has been really worrying them.
"She’d been been suffering horrible coughing fits and hurling up blood for a while but refused to be examined. Doctors now believe it is tuberculosis and are doing more tests to be certain."

It sounds like it's too early to jump to any conclusions.  There’s really nothing in her history to suggest she hasn’t been taking care of herself.  It’s like with tivo.  Just because I taped a few transsexual bondage videos doesn’t mean I want you to tape them all.  How dare you try to label me.

(81) Comments

  1. jellybaby 06/20/2008 08:03

    I want to marry her

  2. jellybaby 06/20/2008 08:03

    There's nothign sexier than bloddy sputum

  3. jellybaby 06/20/2008 08:07

    Except maybe bloody shit

  4. jellybaby 06/20/2008 08:07

    Or shitty blood

  5. ososexilexi 06/20/2008 08:10

    I guess my new avatar is appropriate. Only I was coughing up biscuits and gravy, not blood.

  6. SCBitch 06/20/2008 08:11

    I think she needs to go to the hairdresser.  She probably has rats living in the nest on her head.

  7. Nathan03 06/20/2008 08:12

    Mmmmm biscuits and gravy.

  8. leftnutofjesus 06/20/2008 08:13

    it's sad when you would look more natural with a bullet wound in your temple than a simple scarf.

  9. WWBKD 06/20/2008 08:14

    i've got her in my deathpool - fingers crossed…

  10. thedudeabides 06/20/2008 08:14

     

    I think the problem is related to the large black parasitic badger that has attached itself to her head

  11. Smeg McMuffin 06/20/2008 08:15

    Lexi, I promise you'd never cough up on MY man gravy.

  12. TheHossmanCometh 06/20/2008 08:15

    I can't really say i'd be crushed if she "Anna Nicole'd" on us. 

  13. thedudeabides 06/20/2008 08:15

    crap, scbitch beat me to it

  14. ham sandwich 06/20/2008 08:16

    She's like a cockroach. Hearty breed. And really grody (Friday 80's reference of the day).

  15. rossipsu1 06/20/2008 08:16

    Who the eff get's TB in this day and age??  If I was going to get a disease from a century or so ago, I'd so go with something cool sounding like the Plague.

  16. Paleomiz 06/20/2008 08:16

    When you see a before and after shot of her, it really sinks home how close she is to just keeling over at any minute:

    http://tinyurl.com/62t8n8

    Also, she used to actually be kinda hot before her downward spiral.

  17. thedudeabides 06/20/2008 08:17

    Hossmancometh

    I can tell you I'd be crushed if she pulled an Anna Nicole.  I am all for her dying but, she is gross enough without me seeing her tits covered in bloody vomit

  18. Smeg McMuffin 06/20/2008 08:18

    You remember that episode of Tales of the Darkside, where the grandpa died, but didn't realize it so he just kept on about his daily routines even though he was dead and his flesh was just rotting away the whole time and finally his family had to convince him he was dead before he would accept it?  Not really sure why that came to mind just now…

  19. ososexilexi 06/20/2008 08:19

    My favorite is true Southern man gravy. Something about those sexy accents. 

  20. Cuntwipe 06/20/2008 08:20

    For some reason I can only imagine that spreading her legs would be not unlike pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich.

    That reminds me, lunchtime is fast approaching.

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