DENISE RICHARDS IS A … UM … BLACK PERSON

By brendon June 19, 2008 @ 6:32 AM

Remember the rumor that Denise Richards used to be a call girl for Heidi Fleiss?  That’s not really relevant to anything but still it was pretty cool.    Anyway, yesterday some voice mails left by her ex Charlie Sheen magically appeared online.  And the guy who once told her to "go cry to your bald mom you fuckin loser" while her mom was receiving chemotherapy is still as charming as ever.  He apologized yesterday, but on the voice mail he said…

"Yeah, I just got your other email and I’m a little confused because you told me that was something you only told a couple of people and this and that and I just, again you continue to be deceitful and mischievous and sneaky, and you're a fucking liar. Okay? You're a fucking liar. So, you know what it's like, fuck you. Okay, I hope you rot in fucking hell. You're a piece of shit fucking liar and I hope you fucking rot in hell. So fuck you. I hope I never fucking talk to you again you fucking cunt. Fuck you. You're a coward and a liar and a fucking nigger alright, so fuck you."

Well at least he hasn’t burned any bridges.  I still think these two can work it out.

(73) Comments

  1. aemoosh 06/19/2008 06:57

    Maybe he was refering to her booty?
    I don't know who's worse, him or Baldwin.

  2. Observer 06/19/2008 06:57

    His "Best Man" was "black"?

     

    No wonder the marriage foundered. 

  3. godfather_kevin 06/19/2008 06:57

    That Charlie he crazy!

  4. Observer 06/19/2008 06:59

    You know……I seem to remember that I love to fuck………

    ….but I would no doubt seek out celibacy and chastity after living with this broad and having to listen to her bullshit after I was done fucking her.

     

     

  5. Observer 06/19/2008 07:00

    However…..I bet their "make-up" sex used to register on the richter scale.

  6. Burnsy 06/19/2008 07:00

    She does have a fat ass.

  7. Observer 06/19/2008 07:02

    I hope the poster "Randal" can bring some sense to this star-crossed love affair.

  8. murraymaker 06/19/2008 07:02

    Whatever happened to the sweet, innocent girl from Wild Things?

  9. yelraf 06/19/2008 07:03

    Uh-oh…somebody's gonna have to go to sensitivity training, now. 

  10. Observer 06/19/2008 07:05

    Proof she is not black…….

     

    http://www.celebrity99.com/d/Denise-Richards/Denise-Richards-005.jpg 

  11. Evil Malcom Norris 06/19/2008 07:05

    He forgot to mention that "you people didn't raise the flag"

  12. ososexilexi 06/19/2008 07:06

    I already hated this bitch as it is. But now that I know she's a n1gg3r? Multiply that shit by 50,000.

  13. Observer 06/19/2008 07:06

    I think she is more "sandy" than black……

    http://www.celebrity99.com/d/Denise-Richards/Denise-Richards-002.jpg

     

    …and her ass did not used to be as fat….

    http://www.celebrity99.com/d/Denise-Richards/Denise-Richards-003.jpg 

  14. Paleomiz 06/19/2008 07:06

    Come on, you guys–that's just his idea of foreplay!

  15. Mac-Daddy 06/19/2008 07:08

    hmmmmm, I want to nail her cuzz she is hot, yet she seems likea total nut case!

    I don't know what I should do!!!?

  16. ososexilexi 06/19/2008 07:10

    Gag & restrain the whore & leave money on the nightstand when you're through.

  17. Tyrone Biggums 06/19/2008 07:11

    I hope Charlie doesn't lose his Hanes endorsement deal over this. Look what it's done for the likes of Kevin Bacon and Cuba Gooding Jr. Maybe, just maybe those commercials will bring him back to the height of relevancy again, allowing him to finally enter into a cage match with Denise Richards as the apple mascot from Fruit of the Loom.

  18. pepper 06/19/2008 07:11

      She is short and thin for a black woman.

      Next time, Charlie use the word Kneegrow . Be a little more discreet! 

  19. tangocash00001 06/19/2008 07:11

    now Charlie will have to go to rehab AGAIN, adding to his list of problems

    1. wife abuser
    2. drug addict
    3. alcoholic
    4. sex addict
    5. racist

    the first 4 are not so great but # 5 is actually a positive

  20. pepper 06/19/2008 07:13

    Lexi, I hate to go against you, but I would do anything to fuck Denise Richards.  Observer, thank you for the wood.

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