Finally, a Vern Troyer sex tape. What's that? Oh, okay, good bye Erection, bye-bye, see you in a few months, have fun…
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Finally, a Vern Troyer sex tape. What's that? Oh, okay, good bye Erection, bye-bye, see you in a few months, have fun…
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Dude, how about the Colin Farrell sex tape instead? For God's sake, I'm about to eat dinner.
There's a thumbnail and I saw it and my brain is fried. Please tell me this is from the new Alien movie.
Whats wrong with a little love LEXI?
I saw a midget mowing their lawn once. This may be the only thing more hilarious involving a tiny person than that.
I'm more than a handful for an average guy.
Seriously, stealing Verne Troyer's sex tape? Who would stoop that low? Wait for it…
We covered this in the Brooke Hogan post. Dirtydiane at 13.25 and myself at 13.48. Nice going B.
Honestly I'm torn between horror and this uncontrollable need to watch it just to see how he's hung.
That's it. I'm officially going to find the Internet and kick it in the balls.
If he is hitting higher quality poon than I can get I'm going to end it all. Fucking vern troyer and herve villechez . . . fuckers. I heard Heve used to play spin the midget in a circle full of girls in the 70s and fuck whichever one he ended up facing.
true story
So, we finally get a glimpse at the sex slave he's been keeping captive concentration camp style. It won't be long before the authorities locate his "Toy Box" and free this poor, unfortunate girl from her sickening life of forced freak fucking servitude.
I can hear the tape now:
Are youIs it in yetI just think it's impressive that anybody still cares about Danny DeVito.
There must be a pretty robust market of girls with reverse birth fantasies for a guy like him, plus the shaved head stimulates the clit.
Anybody else think that girl looks like Madonnas daughter Lourdes?
So, we finally get a glimpse at the sex slave he's been keeping captive concentration camp style. It won't be long before the authorities locate his "Toy Box" and free this poor, unfortunate girl from her sickening life of forced freak fucking servitude.
I assume you have a resume and cover letter ready for when the position opens up?
"Hey, baby, how about a little head?" Oh, wait…
Is that "pop goes the weasle" playing in the backround?
I already fired that baby off to Colin Farrell's agent first thing this morning, Pic. Hopefully I'll be
filledemployed by him soon!Oh GAWD.
Not, I repeat, NOT hot penis action. Indeed, I think I may be gay now.