I'm not exaggerating in the least when I say I have no idea what the hell Coco Mademoiselle is. I tried going to their website but after ten minutes of clicking through flash animation it occurred to me I still hadn’t gotten to the real website. Is there a real website? It sort of felt like they were just fucking with me.
I can't remember where I was going with this but whatever. The Sun UK says…
Harry Potter star EMMA WATSON has been named as the new face of perfume Coco Mademoiselle.
Emma, 18, famed as potion-loving Hermione Granger in the wizard films, has signed a two-year, £3million deal to advertise the Chanel scent.
She replaces KEIRA KNIGHTLEY, 23, whose contract with the French fashion house ends this summer.
A source at Chanel said: “Chanel have been dressing Emma for film premieres and parties in recent months to integrate her into the brand.”
The British pound has twice the value of the American dollar, so 3 million pounds is like 200 million dollars or something. That seems like a lot for a teen girl to endorse perfume. Won’t it just be other teens buying it? Do they even have any money? Why do dogs have wet noses? Who is that guy over there? Life is full of mysteries, my friend.
Paid for what?
Most. Confusing. Post. Ever.
WTF!?!?! I wanna get paid.
Firts glance, I thought it said "laid". Disappointment abounds.
Chanel's paying her. They dropped Keira Knightley's ass like it's hot (wait… it is…).
Does anyone else think it's pretty hilarious that the birth control ad is raining birth control pills down over her?
Are eyebrows supposed to be that horizontal? Oh wait, did I check to make sure sure MY eyebrows weren't fucked up before I posted that?
Um, since we don't have any captions, I say we make our own.
Which chick is hotter in the photo?
Okay, I got nuthin, it's monday morning and I should still be in bed. With these two.
I got Laid all weekend. So what is the big deal?
I'd give it to this tea drinking bitch
Well it beats another Britney post.
Yeah she got paid! Uppity bitch charged me $20 (AMERICAN) for a hummer!!!
Um, since we don't have any captions, I say we make our own.
"You're next"
Emma just got paid…her first purchase…some vapid perfume sprayer in a department store…said Emma, "She'll go great with the Estee Lauder make-up crone I bought yesterday…"
yelraf says"Firts glance, I thought it said "laid". Disappointment abounds."D0n ' t worry. Emma has gotten plenty laid.
Dogs have wet noses to pick up scents better.
What's that? Oh, rhetorical question. Sorry.
Legal. But creepy.
Isn't Coco Mademoiselle Chanel-speak for "stuck-up bitch"? Don't do it, Emma!
@Lightdragon: Yeah, but I thought we were gonna hear about it. It'd be even better if there were several other girls involved.
I like coco on cold rainy days.
Why must they always be a spokesperson for perfume or makeup.
I say let companies that sell sex toys bid for her sponsorship!