GIZMO?

June 19, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

That dirty Vietcong Tila Tequilla posed for some pictures outside of Mr Chows in Beverly Hills last night, and it’s hard to pin down why exactly but she looks like Gizmo from Gremlins.  I think it’s her eyes.  Or the fact that they’re both 18 inches tall and have an aversion to water.  

EXPLOSIVE TRIVIA – Although she would like you to believe she's Latina by using the last name "Tequila", records indicate Tila’s real last name is "Nguyen".  Why would she attempt to hide her background?  What is this VC spy trying to hide?  Is she after John McCain?  Stay tuned to Tyler for the results of our patriotic investigation.  (picture source = splash news online)



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