I don’t mean to brag, but I think I understand what the readers of this page like. So with that in mind, here's a story about a muscular gay hunk in a cat-fight with Mario Lopez because of the costume choices for their lavish musical. Dancing, singing, shirtless gay guys and underwear – this story has got it all! Page Six says…
WHAT started as a battle of the biceps has turned into the battle of the bulges between stars of Broadway's "A Chorus Line." Last month, Mario Lopez and co-star Nick Adams clashed when Lopez refused to wear his character Zach's trademark costume of a long-sleeve tan sweater. As first reported by The Post's Michael Riedel, Lopez wanted to show off his biceps, so he wore a short-sleeve brown shirt in order to display his "guns." Lopez also requested that Adams cover up his navy-blue tank top with a baggy hoodie whenever he danced next to Lopez. Now the rivalry between the hunks has been pumped up with word that the men's-underwear company 2(x)ist has decided it wants Adams front and center in a shirtless ad and that it passed over Lopez. Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign," said an insider. "We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He's younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that."
Nick Adams is this guy, and he seems like a smart ass, a trait I greatly admire in people. The picture above (Nick on the right, Mario on the left) is from his flickr account, which he had to put up knowing about all this drama. It must suck for Mario, to have someone you think is better looking than you right next to you. I wouldn’t know of course, because I'm so hot. In fact I'm so beautiful, in pictures I just show up as a beam of pure radiant light.
busted sucking D*ick Im sure
The only way this could be anymore gay is if they bent each other over a kitchen appliance and took turns getting poked in the ass.
Plus he just got dumped by his "girlfriend"
imagine finger quotes around the word girlfriend
I'd take both of 'em in my mouth. At the same time. But I'd spend a little more tongue time on Nick's amazing abs.
This is gayer than a couple of French men playing "Hide the Wet Bagette" while watching a game of Gaulic Football Bat.
i would suck both their cocks but i would only swallow Nick's man juice.
Nick's face has a "touch down" look about it, however. I'd have to draw an American flag on a paper plate with free Denny's crayons, put it over his mug and fuck him for the country.
this reminds me of the time when Mario, and his friends Zack and Mr. Belding railed each other in the mens washroom.
Happy Friday the 13th!
Look out everyone, we're crowding Mario's MACHISMO
Sounds like lexi and tango are heading towards a c@ock off competition. Will this be a suck to the death or just a sucker take all competition?
If I have to compete against the likes of Tango than I'm going to need some serious practice first. He already has an unfair advantage with all of his many farm animals at the ready.
lexi can have them. mario's wad probably tastes like tacos, nicks dick would most likely taste like a 50 year old mans asshole
Dancing, singing, shirtless gay guys and underwear – this story has got it all!
Screw them, can you please show a straight shirtless guy (NOT Matthew McConagay please. I'm starting to think he just doesn't own a decent shirt.)
Zack and Screech are going to be very upset that Mario no longer wants them and instead pumps this guy!
On a person side note, I happen to be good friends with Ryan Reynolds, (or at least a guy who looks just like him) and he told me Mario was HIS Bitch! Take that Nick!
NOW this is a GREAT example……
…..of WAY TOO MUCH typing.
This should have a post that says: "Two closeted queens bitching about looks"
…and the banner pic should have been blank.
Then…..move on to the next post with some nude Courtney Cox pics.
Didn't he marry the babe-ilicious Ali Larter just to cheat on her days later? What a douchebag.
Is this Friday the 13th or April Fools Day?
Is mario the new Rick James?
I'm Mario Bitch!