HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MARIO

I don’t mean to brag, but I think I understand what the readers of this page like.  So with that in mind, here's a story about a muscular gay hunk in a cat-fight with Mario Lopez because of the costume choices for their lavish musical.  Dancing, singing, shirtless gay guys and underwear – this story has got it all!  Page Six says…

WHAT started as a battle of the biceps has turned into the battle of the bulges between stars of Broadway's "A Chorus Line."  Last month, Mario Lopez and co-star Nick Adams clashed when Lopez refused to wear his character Zach's trademark costume of a long-sleeve tan sweater. As first reported by The Post's Michael Riedel, Lopez wanted to show off his biceps, so he wore a short-sleeve brown shirt in order to display his "guns."  Lopez also requested that Adams cover up his navy-blue tank top with a baggy hoodie whenever he danced next to Lopez.  Now the rivalry between the hunks has been pumped up with word that the men's-underwear company 2(x)ist has decided it wants Adams front and center in a shirtless ad and that it passed over Lopez.  Mario was originally No. 1 on our radar as we planned the campaign," said an insider. "We were ready to call him with an offer, but then we saw Nick. He's younger, sexy, more interesting. On top of that, his body was crazy. We set up a meeting, and when he walked in, that was it. We never even looked at anyone else after that."

Nick Adams is this guy, and he seems like a smart ass, a trait I greatly admire in people.  The picture above (Nick on the right, Mario on the left) is from his flickr account, which he had to put up knowing about all this drama.  It must suck for Mario, to have someone you think is better looking than you right next to you.  I wouldn’t know of course, because I'm so hot.  In fact I'm so beautiful, in pictures I just show up as a beam of pure radiant light.