06.06.2008 HAHAHA, YOU SUCK MARY KATE

Mary Kate Olsen went clubbing all last night, but was none the worse for it when she left.  She's like a gazelle.  I’ve never seen such agility.  



(52) Comments

  1. snappy.vajayjay 06/06/2008 07:03

    Haha I wish that the car had started moving and rolled her anorexic ass over. 

  2. Ewoklove 06/06/2008 07:04

    Its like watching an old bag woman attempting to climb stairs.

  3. snappy.vajayjay 06/06/2008 07:11

    That black paparazzi guy was funny: "oh watch it, she's falling! yeah, I got that shit! yeah!"

  4. Paleomiz 06/06/2008 07:13

    Isn't it obvious? In an attempt to lose even more weight, Mary Kate had all of her bones removed.

    Hey Durdenites, I'm gonna be playing more people-themed songs today and I have a bunch of requests from ya'll, so listen in today 2-4pm PST at http://www.UCLAradio.com! If you have a request or want something said on the air, shoot me a PM. 

  5. bryce 06/06/2008 07:15

    That is one uncoordinated Lemur, or is it a bush baby in a prada coat?

  6. tangocash00001 06/06/2008 07:19

    "i've fallen and i can't get up"

  7. someoneluvsu 06/06/2008 07:20

    Porno clock ticks ever closer to the Ashely-Mary Kate tag team feature.

  8. connectionman1 06/06/2008 07:20

    at least she won't get away when you try to shoot the goo on her!

  9. thedudeabides 06/06/2008 07:22

     

    Nice, but she can just say it was her sister and nobody will know

  10. ralpywiggum 06/06/2008 07:26

    I think that was Brian Fellows that warned us of her fall.

  11. ohmwrecker 06/06/2008 07:27

    why were those guys taking pictures of a squirrel getting in a car? i've seen one water ski before. they should take pictures of that.

  12. Joseph 06/06/2008 07:28

    Celebs need to remember why Italian sportscars were so popular in the '70s.  You can fall into them.  You can't fall into a GMC Yukon.

  13. RonDogg 06/06/2008 07:34

    LOL UCLA Radio suxxorz.

  14. ocrucialo 06/06/2008 07:38

    Are we back in 4th grade?

  15. Benny The Jet Rodriguez 06/06/2008 07:40

    This is what happens when a diet of Saltines, Perrier, Sky vodka, and an ounce of pure Colombian booger sugar goes horribly wrong.

    Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a Boglin? Remember those toys?  

  16. Benny The Jet Rodriguez 06/06/2008 07:41

    For you consideration -

    http://www.kidsera.com/images/0578b.jpg 

  17. snappy.vajayjay 06/06/2008 07:46

    Benny! I used to have such a crush on you back in the Sandlot!

  18. THE O.G. HATER 06/06/2008 08:12

    I have a dick bigger than this broad.

  19. pepper 06/06/2008 08:13

    am I missing anything? The video will not play for me. SIGH!

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