I love Lily Allen because she’s always starting fights and getting drunk and she does anal, and last night she showed off her new pink hair (which is fuckin sexy. more chicks should get pink or orange or blood red hair) before winning the Editors Speacial Award at the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year Awards. Then she got so drunk she had to be carried home and put to bed by her brother. This crazy bitch rules. The Sun UK says…
Hungover Lily is paying the price for her heavy boozing today, admitting she’s feeling “awful” after her “embarrassing” display at the London event.
She credits her brother ALFIE with getting her safely tucked up in bed, although he was also drunk, telling fans on her MySpace site that she was too hammered to navigate her own way back home.
She wrote: “Oh dear. Last time I wrote here, I was defending my honour and dignity, explaining my innocence and also outrage at the press for insinuating my behaviour was embarrassing.
“This time I'm putting my hands up. I got very drunk last night, too drunk. It’s not cool getting that drunk. I feel awful and I have to thank my little brother Alf for getting me home safely."
And Lily is hoping her wild behaviour will convince children of the evils of alcohol.
She added: “Kids, drink responsibly or you'll end up looking like this - not pretty!
"Was quite fun though, from what I can remember. Need fry up now.”
Lily is sending a mixed message there, but she’s also right. Drinking is fun, but it can also be ugly. The first 5 hours are awesome, but then you wake up 4 days later covered in someone else’s blood and you have to burn down the high school to hide the evidence and nine months later some kid is born with hanger scars all over his forehead and despite your claims that he’s some kind of magic Harry Potter-esque messiah everyone knows the awful truth. Oh well. Such is life, yes?
(picture source = splash news online)
Bro looks like he's gonna FIST her.
There’s almost no limit to the foolishness for which I’ll forgive her. (Almost. Britney/LiLo/Winehouse foolishness will really put me to the test.)
OH DEER!
She looks better with clothes on.
I hope she's got a matching carpet.
Is her dress a deer with it's neck cut? I thought this chick was sexy before, but this takes her to a whole new level of sexy-ness - rrraawwwrrr. (I heard she's in line for the PETA presidency)
Lily is hoping her wild behaviour will convince children of the evils of alcohol.
I like this logic. I think tonight I shall walk naked into a biker bar to convince children of the evils of rape.
Odd that she never questioned why her ass hurt? I'm sure Alfie knows!
Anal! "
"Ay Now! How you doin?"
i bet she had sore nips-she's got 3 of them and takes it up the shitter-brave girl
And what else says total sexy bitch better than a tattoo of communist oppression?
You go girl!
(Damn Japanese missed their chance and I'm not gonna forgive them this time.)
That mongoloid meathead is her 'little' brother? Who's her Big Brother, Sloth from the Goonies?
Hot and doable: A+
That's her "LITTLE" Brother?
Lily wears a dress designed by CHRISTIAN DERROUR…
I agree, she looks 15 pounds thinner wearing clothes. And you know that bald mother fucka took her straight to the limo and pounded one off in her anus.
Now all she needs is a pair of fake tits to match her phoney hair.
A couple weeks later at the dinner table you hear, "But dad I don't know how I got pregnant me and my boyfriend only ever do anal. " as the argument continues Alfie smirks and slithers out of the room.
i can see why B thinks she is hot and Jenn Aniston is not…..because he's gay, thats why.
I
fantasize aboutremember the time Keeley Hazell got drunk and Iabducted her and kept her as a sex slave in my basement for a yearwas a gentleman and took her home without taking advantage of her.LILY IS A DOG!