Finally some decent pictures of Lilly Allen drunk as hell last night, getting carried home by security after the Glamour Magazine Woman of the Year awards. Hopefully these security guys are all gay. Carrying home a passed out drunk girl can lead to some shenanigans. I know this to be true first hand, but I won't divulge any details. I'm sorry, but a gentleman doesn’t talk about that sort of thing.
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If it wasnt for drunk chicks, hookers, relatives, trannies and small dogs I'd never get laid.
Pretty In Puke
The secret is revealed!
HA! He's totally coping a feel in pic 1. Might as well, she won't remember!
pic 6 & 7, they are just trying to save her from the black menace.
How is dad going to react when he finds out her handler touched her in her naughty places?
He's totally grabbing a handful in pic 1.
Jake, Dad will be thinking…"handler got sloppy seconds"…
Even though it's clear the handler molested her the police later arrested and hung the black man - case closed
These pictures would not be nearly as epic if she weren't clutching her award while being drunk, passed out and man-handled.
See, Tatum? You're already forgotten!
She thinks her award IS MY GIANT COCK, and she's holding on for dear life.
selina - we need to go drinking sometime… and by drinking, i mean, you can get shit-faced drunk, and i can cop random feels off of you
actually, in pic #1, the dude carrying her isn't the one copping the feel, it's someone behind him that's doing it.
talk about a new meaning to reach-around
Other than a good time, who is she again?
LMAO! By the last pic its like everyone's tryina get in on the action.
Pictures of Lilly Allen getting molested > Pictures of Lilly Allen topless
You know that security guy went home and jerked it hardcore, lmao!
LMAO @ Jake "The Black Menace" I noticed that too, Im like, Where the fuck are all these hands coming from?!?!
How many gigantic security guards does it take to carry Lilly Allen's drunk fat ass?
One, a Two-whoooo, a Three.
Lily Allen, got so butthoused that she thought it'd be a great idea to have her friends carry her around in a giant shopping bag. You know, to avoid paparazzi.
^ (From Durden 8-19-2007)
This chick has done this shit a few times. She knows how to party and get a ride home. It looks like no DUIs in her future.
She gets more desirable with every photo. It’s amazing, really. (I haven’t decided if I’m being sarcastic with that.)
DJ- If you guys take me along for the drinking binge, she might just let it get all consensual-like.