Lily Allen writes on her myspace today about Perez Hilton, which is maybe the most depressing thing I’ve ever seen. Bloggers are fucking idiots. Trust me. Who gives a shit what we write. Yesterday he said this:
Lily used to be Capitol Records' "golden girl" but lately she's just been slipping. She's known these days more fore being a tragic train wreck than a musician. She knows it too. That must hurt!
And, now, it seems she's been replaced … by none other than a Perez fad, Katy Perry, which we first introduced you to last year.
Katy also performed at our kick ass party in Austin during SXSW this past March.
Well, according to reports, a music industry insider has said, "Lily Allen is peeved at Capitol. She feels like they've shoved her aside to focus all their energies on their new girl of the moment, Katy Perry."
But the real insult, according to the source, came when the label "replaced a photo of Lily Allen with one of Katy Perry" in its office main lobby.
Ha ha ha!!!!!
Lily is starting to look like washed-up goods.
The only thing that can save Allen now???? If she makes a good sophomore album!
But, from what we're hearing, Lily's new material s-u-c-k-s.
You can hear Lilys new music on her myspace. If you like radio stuff, it's fucking great. "I Don’t Know" will be huge, mark it. Everyone does know that Perez makes up his inside sources, right? He just makes shit up. If he doesn’t like you, he pretends he has inside sources and then talks shit about you. I talk to producers and actors all the time, I'm repped by a major major major agency as a screenwriter, yet no one ever tells me shit (i know you're reading this you lazy tight lipped bastards). If you don’t kiss up to Perez like Paris Hilton does, he attacks you. And Lily says as much.
I don't know why this has annoyed me so much. If I'm honest, it's probably because part of it is true these days I am more known for being a train wreck than a musician, and it does hurt. I've been working really hard on my new record; I don't think it sucks by the way. I haven't released a record for two years, so it's totally understandable that people don't write about my music anymore, however it's not fair to say that I'm washed up and it's not fair to make up these feuds between people. Not everyone's lives are fuelled by egos and jealousy, mine is certainly not. There was a time when Amy came out, that I was a little jealous, she has an amazing voice and writes incredible songs, what singer wouldn't be a little jealous of that, but I'd never let those feelings become unhealthy. And this is not meant in any way but I'd never heard of Katy Perry before I came here a few days ago, I didn't even know she was on Capitol, who by the way are not my label. I am signed to Regal Records in the UK and Capitol distributes my records here in America. I don't feel like I've been shoved aside for anyone, I haven't got a record out yet, so why would anyone be focusing their energies on me when there's nothing to work on! I have never been a "golden girl" and I think I visited Capitols office in New York once, about a year a half ago, I very much doubt they had a picture of me in their lobby. The point I'm trying to make is these stories are just not true. If the word reportedly exists in a story it means that it's pretty much a lie, just so you know, it means they can't prove what they're writing and their covering their backs. Perez doesn't do this even he just writes things that aren't true with no shame about it, and it's sad. I read these posts on his website about anti – bullying campaigns and all these good causes, and while I used to enjoy reading his site it seems to me he has become what he hates so much a bully. He bullies young, successful females; people usually bully people they're jealous of so I'll let you come to your own conclusion on that one. Anyway, I've got nothing against Perez personally, I don't assume to know him, what I do know is though. Is that he has a HUGE crush on my old manager, who I fired with a few months ago. Maybe this is his way of getting in his good books, or maybe it's because I turned down the opportunity of going on his TV show when he asked me to, who knows?
Anyways, I hope you'll all like my new material, if not, looks like I'll have to find something else to do. I'm going to work now
Lil"
I know this shit was long and boring and confusing, but you know else is confusing? Love.
(picture source = splash news. editors note = she's adorable)
known these days more fore being a tragic train wreck
Takes one to know one, Perez, you incredible LeBeouf.
i stopped going to perez a long time ago because he banned me from posting because i kept calling him a fat homo. thats why this is a good site because even though B is a homo too, he won't ban you for pointing it out. Perez's loss is B's gain….right B? you fag
Longest post eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…
Exceedingly boring.
Butt Love is more confusing.
She's hot. Her hair looks like my
dollswife'sgirlfriend'simaginaryfriends.Who cares what people write on blogs anyway. I have a blog. I think.
Not sure where it is.
Tango, B told me to call you a donkey fucker but I assured him that wouldn't hurt your feelings. I guess it works both ways.
There was far too many words in that post. Wish I had some cliff notes……nevermind.
Post too long to bother reading!
Butt love is not confusing as long as the butt belongs to a gorgeous WOMAN.
I'd poke Lilly allen in the butt. But only because I want to bend her over so I dont have to look at her face and ruin the excitement.
Oh and Perez = Gay "SELL-OUT" blogger. Go back to E fag!
He bullies young, successful females
Be thankful, Lily–Young, successful males he sends pictures of himself getting buttfucked by a mongoose
I went to Perez exactly once. I am still washing the AIDS off of me. I live in a tolerant town (Iowa City is sort of like the Midwest version of San Fran…if that makes any sense), but I would fucking hate crime on PH's retardation in a flash.
Besides, technically Brend0n isn't a ph4g. He makes me dress up like a girl.
uh, so like, where are the low angle shots of fur and high res sweater pup shots, sans bra?
BTK, I didn't know Lou Perlman used to manage for Lily Allen!
Wish I had some cliff notes……nevermind.
Hahahaha! That was golden. Cliff Notes version=Perez Hilton needs to be castrated for the good of humanity.
To offset the fagg0try that is PH, enjoy BOOBIES THURSDAY!
http://tinyurl.com/5gwuuv
WE GET IT! Bren-d*n loves Lily Allen!
Bren-d*n and Lily,
sittin' in a tree,
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
As for me, give me liberty or give me Lohan.
I ALWAYS bully people I am jealous of too. Cool. I thought it was just me.
Pretty awesome of her. Perez Hilton's continued ability to support himself just by being a douche who draws moustaches on people's pictures is really kind of amazing. He's what would happen if Michael Musto died and got buried in the Pet Sematary, then came back all brainless and homicidal and smelling like rotting flesh.
Tango, B told me to call you a donkey fucker but I assured him that wouldn't hurt your feelings. I guess it works both ways.
i just found it ironic that if you are in the business of throwing shit at people all day long, that you should be able to take some of that back….PH is a much weaker person than he should be.
Thanks pale. I wish I had that before I wasted 45 minutes reading the post. I admittedly spent most of that time looking up the big words. People and their fancy scmhancy words and all. going to all those fancy schools and gettin' learnd and all.
Thanks for the boobies. That I can understand.
That certainly is a long post. More than three times the length of my cock. I know, I pressed it against the monitor and scrolled, just to make sure.
I said What What?
IN THE BUTT