Us magazine is reporting that 17-year-old Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a daughter named Maddie. Jamie Lynn's sister Britney flew from L.A. yesterday to be in Mississippi for the delivery. After an ultrasound last week indicated that her baby may be in breech position, it was rumored that Jamie Lynn would undergo a c-section today, in an attempt to thwart Gods plan to kill her. YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS SCIENCE!
Must be the disturbance in the force I felt…
Already ass backwards before even being born, must be a spears
£5 says the baby is born with some sort of deformity or brain damage from all the heavy lifting, off-roading, rollercoaster riding, crack smoking and Ultimate Fighting Jaime did during the pregnancy*
Also, has anyone been arrested for statutory rape yet?
*some of those things are only speculation.
I mean, the statutory rape of Jaime Spears, rather than the random acts of statutory rape that Mongro does instead of drinking coffee in the morning.
Jamie Lynn was reportedly disturbed when her sister, apparently lost on her way to the cafeteria, was screaming during the birth "git that baby in mah tummy"
A c-section? That just means it will be 4 weeks before she's preganant again, instead of the usual 2.
WOOOOHEEE!!!!! This sure is gawna be fun!! Rasin me a yungin' to be as fucked up an crazay as the rest uf us spears'!
mah daddy jaime is gon' teach him how ta fiish and hunt and how ta become an embarrassment to the whole cuntry!
You know this IS really good news for the biggest whore in Mississipi, she just dropped to 5th place behind the spears girls (what can I say, I just have a feeling about Maddie but I have her at #4 behind her aunt, mom and grandmother)
science, you play dirty, but god will get you for this…
next time the south gets hit with a hurricane you have Jamie-Lynn to thank
like i tell my girlfriend when she gets pregnant,
"if it's black, put it back."
happens a lot.
I started to Post…."Has anyone started the "Countdown 'till Legal Clock" yet for the Baby Spears?"
But then I figured, if Jamie didn't wait till she was legal, what would be the point??!!
There is a god!!!! Ten whole posts and no sign of the limey troll yet!
I'd write more but I'm running low on fried chicken with extra skin and I was given only once chance to fuck off. Or should that be fook off?
Hey, what "color" is her baby?
Missed another Spear's baby. Damn it! I'm working 14-hour days, working in back alleys and trailer parks. I suppose I could have put in some extra hours, but all I want to do after a hard day's work is go home, wash the baby fetus off me, and go to sleep. It's a rough life.
-Rusty Coat Hanger of Justice!!!!
If we're really lucky, some smart doc will have
removed her wombcut her tubes while he's in there giving her the csection to prevent any furtherinbreedingShe STARTED with a larg-ish ass……..wait until the beach pics are published in August.
She is such a cute whore…..and we love her show in my household.
Good, I was hoping she would get a C section so when I
rapehave concentual sex with her its still tight.Shit, I feel a Randal congratuations to Jamie Lynn coming
Nice one Mac Daddy!!!!!!!!
I think we should have a baby-roast. I bet it would taste like grits. And success. mmmmm….