06.03.2008 JOHN MAYER IS SUBTLE

John Mayer drove his new sky blue and orange Ford GT to his personal trainers house yesterday before going to a gas station and then to have lunch with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel.  Hopefully the big number 6 John has on the side will be enough to make him stand out in a crowd.  Maybe he should put Christmas lights around it and a siren on the roof just in case.

(picture source = bauer griffin




(97) Comments

  1. DaJabroni 06/03/2008 10:18

    First, bitches!

  2. maddona_kebabsoff 06/03/2008 10:19

    yes fisters

     

  3. Seej 06/03/2008 10:22

    Driving around Hollywood in a big attention-seeking sports car, before having to sit down acros the table from Anniston and listen to her boring shit?  What a let down.

  4. pdub 06/03/2008 10:22

    I think it's time to put the permanent tags on your ride, Mr. Mayer.

  5. One Sick Lady 06/03/2008 10:23

    What a fag.

  6. ososexilexi 06/03/2008 10:23

    "… And then to have lunch no strings attached pity sex for further Hollywood hoe-bag bragging rights with Jennifer Aniston at the Beverly Hills Hotel."

    FIXED

  7. CaptainSizzle 06/03/2008 10:23

    I think he needs to buddy up with that Hogan kid when he gets out of jail….then we could see if Jenn could get a paralyzed Mayer-weenie to rise…

  8. scum 06/03/2008 10:24

    First, fist, faust, freud, fiest. Look at me.

  9. barry allen 06/03/2008 10:24

    whatever those things arent even taht cool, my buddy's dad slid into travolta's spot after johnny t decided he didn't want one and after he drove it he was like, 'wtf, this is a ford.'

  10. Tyler02 06/03/2008 10:26

    Speed Racer?

  11. tittytwister 06/03/2008 10:27

    Hey Mayer? Know how I know you're gay??

  12. Wowza 06/03/2008 10:29

    More valuable: a gallon of gas or his newest cd?

  13. ham sandwich 06/03/2008 10:29

    Big deal! I drive a honda and poke an un-railed out broad. Look at me!

  14. the gun show 06/03/2008 10:29

    what's the over/under that he has a John Mayer song blaring out the windows?

  15. maddona_kebabsoff 06/03/2008 10:30

    Yep, it a Ford. The same brain trust that bring you a minivan and a big diesel truck.

  16. Shea Nasty 06/03/2008 10:30

    Total fag.

  17. pepper 06/03/2008 10:30

    Nice car!

      Stupid fuck , does anyone care that he has 6 inches?

    k eep that private…

  18. scum 06/03/2008 10:31

    205 MPH, 0-60 in 3.3 seconds. Now Im jealous of this little prick.

  19. rv 06/03/2008 10:32

    of all the people in the world that must die, why cant we move him up the list

  20. My Penis, The Weapon 06/03/2008 10:33

    In the Obama post

    Perry said

    Montag - Partidge 2008!!!

    Perry…you fucking visionary! I love you…almost in a gay way.

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