06.02.2008 KATIE AND HER GRANDPA AT MTV

Tom Cruise wore a very handsome sweater to yesterdays MTV Movie Awards, a perfect indicator for how hip and edgy this thing has gotten lately.  After this he played with the thermostat for a while and then listed places around town with the cheapest gas.  Then he settled in with a nice cup of chamomile and went nitey-nite.  What an evening!


(29) Comments

  1. Jayms 06/02/2008 06:06

    Does MTV pay them to show up?

  2. Jake 06/02/2008 06:13

    No Tom pays them to allow him to show up

  3. dadragon 06/02/2008 06:21

    It is just me or are they starting to look more and more like each other.  In a really creepy way.

  4. Juan 06/02/2008 06:22

    A really good microphone could pick up Tom whispering to Katie "Bend your knees, you're just towering over me." 

  5. Paleomiz 06/02/2008 06:27

    Hey B, you forgot

    • Trimmed his ear hair
    • Washed his hair with Grecian Formula
    • Changed his Depends
    • Adjusted his hearing aid

    Wait a minute–as an OTVIII with the ability to bend space and time, should he be aging at all?

  6. Juan 06/02/2008 06:28

    Hey, Paleomiz, I did two of those things last night myself!

  7. Sousbois 06/02/2008 06:31

    According to the intrusive flashing advert wedged between the picture and the comments, he's been Tom Cruise for 25 years.

    Eh?

  8. Jake 06/02/2008 06:40

    Who does her hair Super Cuts?

  9. Jake 06/02/2008 06:41

    Does she know it's 2008 and not 1960 or is that a side effect of the Scientology brain drain machine?

  10. Shooglenifty 06/02/2008 06:41

    Ummm. I think she's pretty.

    Does that make me weird?

     

  11. whynot 06/02/2008 06:48

    Do you think that Tom had Katie cut her hair that way because he has a "thing" for the Sherwin Williams Dutch boy painter?

  12. cristina 06/02/2008 06:59

    whats with her clip-on wig? haircut mite look good on suri but she looks like a fuckin muppet!

  13. cristina 06/02/2008 07:01

    the more i look at the fotos the more i think:

     

    • kill
    • the
    • hairdresser!!

                                                                        
     

  14. Frankly, Scarlett 06/02/2008 07:02

    According to the laws of Scientology, she must now adopt his eye color.

  15. THE O.G. HATER 06/02/2008 07:05

    That picture makes me want to bust Tom's fuckin ear open ala Kimbo Slice, SPLAT!

  16. tittytwister 06/02/2008 07:33

    She's a giant elf. This may be one of the many Katie clones that Tom has made. The real Katie is actually dead.

  17. Jake 06/02/2008 07:37

    You may think he is hugging her but he is really sucking more life out of her brain right in front of the cameras

     

    Bold move Mr cruise.  Bold move!

  18. Lady Stardust 06/02/2008 08:02

     No wonder Katie always looks so tired -having to change Suri's and Tiny Tom's diapers!

  19. snappy.vajayjay 06/02/2008 08:23

    I wonder when the next alien life-pod will implant itself into her xenuterus. 

  20. Ass Tagger 06/02/2008 08:28

    Katie Holmes is tappin' that.

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