06.27.2008 LINDSAY HAS A SECRET SISTER

OK! magazine says today that Lindsay Lohan has just discovered she has a 13-year-old sister, born when her father Michael was still married to her mother Dina but having a relationship with another woman.  OK says…

Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.
In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."
In fact, OK! has seen letters Michael wrote to the girl's mother where he says that his secret daughter "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of [younger brother] Cody, believe it or not." He also sent his daughter a photograph of himself while he was still in Collins Correctional Facility which he signed "Love Daddy."

They say Michael has never met the girl or paid any child support, which is for the best.  The new kid could be raised on an island of pedophiles and it would be better off.  After screwing Lindsay up to the degree they have, Lohans shouldn’t be allowed to raise a cactus, much less a human being.


(43) Comments

  1. Mongro Jackson 06/27/2008 11:20

     Sweet, another confirmed whore.

  2. scum 06/27/2008 11:22

    Mongro, damn I was thinking "sweet another tramp to stamp" you win dude.

  3. scum 06/27/2008 11:25

    He send's her an autographed photo from jail? This family is nothing but class.

  4. ososexilexi 06/27/2008 11:26

    Just when you thought they were done unleashing their pariahs on us …

  5. yohnskull22 06/27/2008 11:26

    Oh no!  This could damage LiLo's career.

    She may need an emotional boost from Randal.

  6. scum 06/27/2008 11:26

    How long before the first upskirt, dui, drug bust, rehab lezbo adventure?

  7. LuckyBastard 06/27/2008 11:27

    Dinah will definatly grab this bitch and do a remake of Cindarella!!!

  8. Johnny01 06/27/2008 11:29

    Good thing she's wearing those Ray-Bans…. one glimpse of those legs with the naked eye and BICKITY BAM you're fuckin blind!

  9. yohnskull22 06/27/2008 11:29

    This photo of the lopsided tits adds even more mystery to the big, then small, then big, then small tits thing LiLo has going on.  What next?

  10. Johnny01 06/27/2008 11:29

    I had to turn down the brightness on my monitor to save mine…

  11. Bulb 06/27/2008 11:30

    Lindsay has a secret, sister. It's called Bacterial Vaginosis.

  12. yohnskull22 06/27/2008 11:31

    To answer my own question, I know 'what next' -

    Small tits and Ronson will have knockers.

  13. Pottz 06/27/2008 11:37

    BIGITY BAM!!!!!!

     

    Who gives a flying rats ass, this family is so Trailer Park!

  14. scum 06/27/2008 11:37

    Why is Chers Gypsies Tramps and Thieves running through my head right now "I was born in a wagon of a travellin show, my momma used to dance for the money theyd through, papa would do what ever he could, preach a little gospel, sell a couple of bottle of doctor good"WHY? BECAUSE THEY ARE A FUCKING FREAK SHOW.

  15. Pottz 06/27/2008 11:37

    throw

  16. Habitual Line Stepper 06/27/2008 11:39

    Let's put the fun back in dysfunctional

  17. MG Admirer 06/27/2008 11:44

    It's been a  while since we've seen any part of Lindsay.

    Aren't we due for a crotch shot, see thru or at the very least a side-boob? 

  18. yohnskull22 06/27/2008 11:47

    Aren't we due for a crotch shot, see thru or at the very least a side-boob?

    Nope.  Like Amy Shithouse, LiLo's cured.

  19. Pantalones Calientes 06/27/2008 11:49

    wow they look exactly alike!

  20. 1GreatTrainRobbery 06/27/2008 11:49

    Great pants. great shoes. very Amy Winehouse. Kinda fits.

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