06.20.2008 LINDSAY LOHAN IS A FATTY

Lindsay Lohan paraded around yesterday on the set of "Labor Pains" and seemed determined to show off her insanely flat stomach.  I can't figure this bitch out.  One day she looks hot, the next she looks awful.  One day she has huge tits, they next they’re gone.  One day she’s gay, the next she’s back to boys.  She’s my lover and my muse, my best friend and my worst enemy.  Oh Lindsay, will you marry me?

(picture source = splash)




(64) Comments

  1. man bear pig 06/20/2008 06:49

    I'd hit it but I'd be afraid I would break it.

  2. Tony Pepperoni 06/20/2008 06:51

    she has ZERO hips, her torso is a rectangle

  3. pepper 06/20/2008 06:51

    Where did her ass go?

  4. Paleomiz 06/20/2008 06:53

    I'm surprised she didn't burn a hole in those leggings, what with that toxic crotch of hers

  5. tittytwister 06/20/2008 06:55

    I wonder how many days she's been wearing those leggins. I'm sure the crotch crust is thick up in there.

  6. Smeg McMuffin 06/20/2008 06:55

    Is her mound tattooed or is that a bikini spider trying to escape?

  7. RightRoyalBastard 06/20/2008 06:55

    And yours smells of roses does it sweetness? Disease ridden cum depot

  8. Smeg McMuffin 06/20/2008 06:56

    nicotine is qa known carcinogen weight loss aid.

  9. Avatar 06/20/2008 06:57

    i gotta say, after years of being pounded on the head with photos of this chick walking around, I'm starting to be turned on. slightly.

  10. Habitual Line Stepper 06/20/2008 06:58

    Personal Trainer 1 - Snark 0

  11. ososexilexi 06/20/2008 06:58

    She had to cool down lest (the nuclear reactor that is) her cunt blow.

  12. Nancy Reagan 06/20/2008 07:00

    That chick is fucking hot…

  13. pump 06/20/2008 07:00

    let me be the first one to admit that she looks pretty attractive in these pictures.

  14. Habitual Line Stepper 06/20/2008 07:01

    … and Smeg I gotta tell ya every time I see that profile pic I laugh .. and no don't tell me where you got it.

  15. tangocash00001 06/20/2008 07:02

    bulimia, the gift that keeps on giving

  16. Jayms 06/20/2008 07:05

    Hmmm, skinny with big boobs is a good combination.

  17. ososexilexi 06/20/2008 07:07

    "bulimia, the gift that keeps on giving"

    Yeah, because you know the bitch ain't anorexic with all the pussy she's been eating.

  18. Mongro Jackson 06/20/2008 07:09

    I'd most certainly hit it over and over and over.

  19. Habitual Line Stepper 06/20/2008 07:09

    Ya skinny, with big boobs, with pig tails, and a slightly concerned do you know where I am look, and easy access pants. I mean, really.

  20. ososexilexi 06/20/2008 07:09

    She's on a binge purge cycle with Sam. Don't act surprised. You'd gag yourself after you went down on that creature too!

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