06.09.2008 LINDSAY LOHAN IS BUSY

Lindsay Lohan and her fat face did some tanning over the weekend at the rooftop pool at the Roosevelt Hotel in Hollywood.  I'm kidding of course.  That pale freckled mess couldn’t get a tan unless we shot her into the sun.  We don’t have any buildings on this planet high enough for this bitch to tan.  I do admire her commitment to dressing like a whore though, even wearing ridiculously slutty 18-inch heels to go to the fucking pool.   Maybe next she can just walk around on stilts or some pogo sticks. 

(unfortunately there aren't more picture of this girl, who definitely won the bikini contest)




(29) Comments

  1. tangocash00001 06/09/2008 06:20

    white cunt face

  2. Rick (with a silent P) 06/09/2008 06:21

    I admire LiLo's dedication to attempting to coalesce all her freckles into what would be a decent tan…all at the expense of turning into Sharon Stone by 2010…

  3. Alan 06/09/2008 06:23

    I'd slap her freckles right off her ass.

  4. thedudeabides 06/09/2008 06:33

    Question:  What is that chick doing to her in pic 2?

    Observation:  That random chick in the last pic is hotter than the lot of them

  5. thedudeabides 06/09/2008 06:35

    There should be a law against LiLo wearing white.  That's false advertizing just the same as a neon sign above Paris Hilton that says "disease free." 

  6. Harenmahkeester 06/09/2008 06:38

    I thought from the first picture this was going to be about someone petting Lindsay's kitty.  She was certainly sitting in 'kitty petting' position…

  7. Juan 06/09/2008 07:00

    Oh, I don't care what you say…

    I'd hit it.

    I'd hit Dina and Ali too, just one big Lohan triple-decker sandwich.

    If only they would STFU.

     

     

  8. Juan 06/09/2008 07:02

    LiLo looks like she rolled in flour and is now sitting out in the sun so she can get sauteed.

     

  9. pepper 06/09/2008 07:16

    Pic 5 and 6. Sam, I know you are a dike, but please shave those legs!

  10. man bear pig 06/09/2008 07:53

    I'd hit it. 

  11. Tyrone Biggums 06/09/2008 08:02

    @pepper - hilarious, touché

  12. CaptainSizzle 06/09/2008 08:33

    Is that one chick to her right sniffing LiLo's shorts? Or did the gelatinous goo on them just stick to her face when a giant breeze blew them onto her head? I guess we'll never know….

  13. nick24 06/09/2008 08:37

    Nick to see that LiLo has adopted her normal legs apart position.  You never know when the pool boy/girl/thing (if you are called Sam and enjoy munching on a freckly box) will come to clean the pool, eh, Lindsay?!

  14. LosBravos 06/09/2008 09:03

    Didn't really need to see Sam's hairy scrote in pic 4.

  15. Paleomiz 06/09/2008 09:22

    Unless you have photos of her actually munching carpet (not as a turn on, just morbid curiosity) I no longer want to see any pictures of Lindsay, ever. Thank you.

  16. Observer 06/09/2008 09:31

    Brend.o.n:

    Regardless of Paleomiz' snetiments……I love this chick…..and the nuder the better.

    I love her big tits and tight little hips………I'll bet she's a great fuck if you take pictures and sell them later….otherwise…..she still has tittie-fucking tits. 

  17. pepper 06/09/2008 09:35

    Doctress P, I think you are on to something there. Brend*n, now that would be an exclusive.

    Hell I will even pay to log on to WWTDD for that one post.    Unless I can find it at anther place first.  This is the internet! 

  18. Observer 06/09/2008 09:36

    sentiments > snetiments

  19. pepper 06/09/2008 09:41

    Observer

    Is it as hot in Boston as it is in NYC ?    100 today.  

     

  20. Ponyboy 06/09/2008 10:19

    what's the thigh/knee synonym of 'cankle'? Thnee? Knigh? Whatever it is, she has it. http://clubhousecancer.com

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