This is why everyone hates Maxim magazine. They have a photoshoot with Marisa Miller this month, and she's the greatest thing ever. Christmas and sunsets and the laughter of children can all go fuck themselves, Marisa Miller is the winner of the contest. Yet all Maxim does for the most part is stand her in front of a grey wall. It's like they did the shoot at the DMV. I'll still masturbate to these, but I won't be happy about it. Not one bit.
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schwing!
I'd give up my 80 's Van Halen T-shirt for her ass for one hour
My keyboard suddonly became sticky!
Now. This is what hot looks like. All of the fat, ugly, washed up celebrities that we make fun of should take their cues from this Goddess.
I am writing this with my dick. It's that stiff.
I severed her head and killed the Krakken with it.
To make her perfect, the proof that she does anal has to come out.
You're spot on about Maxim … but Marisa is highly over-rated and plain looking. She ain't ugly, but she is by far nowhere near as hot as say, Adriana Lima.
You mean to tell me that doing anal is an option? Here, I've been thinking it was a given. I'd better reevaluate my stance on voluntary sexual performance.
Eh, she's alright. Maybe a 6… tee NINE!
No seriously, now my mind is completely fucked for the rest of the work day. I feel like that kid in class that gets called on to come to the chalkboard in Jr. High when your dick decides to have a mind of it's own.
is it just me or does her face look more air brushed than a skinny picture of Britney Spears? especially # 3. its like jerking off to a robot, which i hear not bad.
so lexi, does that mean you do anal and love it?
Slaapy, the fact that you openly admist to having an 80's van halen shirt sort of indicates that you are a bit of a cunt me thinks…..and for some reason I don't think the lady pictured is really likely to want to offer her ass to the wearer of such a pathetic item of clothing. Is she now?
MacDaddy and Pump, seriously chaps you are both 11 years old so give it up and stick to sniffing Mommy's underwear why don't you.
Bunch of cretinous cunts aren't you all?
Let's find the cocksucker that Photoshopped out the 'toe in the last pic and lynch his ass.
They airbrushed out her freckles. it barely even looks like her.
SaleoftheCentury: Yeah I definitely have the brain of a 11 year old, and I am perfectly happy with that. Life is much easier this way.
@Saleofthecentury:
Jesus, Devendra, are you fuckin' back AGAIN???
yelraf: if you look closely and cross your eyes, you can see the toe.
well i tried, but i couldn't jerk off to these pics. its too airbrushed and i can't help but think they also airbrushed out a penis and a mustache. that plus my boss walked in and wants to see me after work…not sure what that's all about….
I agree with the “somewhat” part in the title. She does have a nice figure, but her shape isn’t one I’d normally drool over, and she’s really not that pretty.