MATTHEW MCCONAUGHEY IS IN A GANG

TMZ has some shocking video today of a fight between the paparazzi and a group of surfers that hang out on the break frequented by Matthew McConaughey.  And I say "shocking" because that makes it sound interesting.  The truth is it’s surprising dull for a video that starts out with someone throwing beer bottles.  At first it's exciting, but then it's over and there’s some minor crying and bleeding and you realize it was disappointing.  Just like that teen prostitute I ordered.  TMZ says…

Private security was hired to patrol the beach where Matthew McConaughey surfs — but that didn't stop another brutal beach beatdown from taking place yesterday between a band of violent locals and the paparazzi.After a beachgoer chucked a beer bottle at one of the paps on the shore, an all-out brawl took place by the water — ending with some badly busted-up faces and a lot of ruined camera equipment.

Surfers are weird because they’re stoned yet also violent.  You don’t see many people get stoned and then run around fighting.  Most stoners you could poke with a stick for 20 minutes and at best you’d get a "… (long pause) … aww c'mon man…"

(picture source = inf daily)