Thank god for Megan Fox. And I don’t just mean because she was the hottest thing by far at yesterdays MTV Movie Awards. Girls like Megan Fox just prove that stuff like Viagra is a rip-off. True Fact: no one has ever had erectile dysfunction with Megan Fox. In fact one guy even reached the bottom of his balls one time while humping her. He just nailed her for 97 straight hours until he came one time and it was just a puff of smoke, like when those old timey cameras needed used to take a picture. I heard there was this paralyzed kid and he saw Megan Fox and for the first time in like 8 years he moved his arms so he could whack off. I think it was on the Today show. They were doing an entire show about how hot Megan Fox is.
Holy Hell. So very hawt…
Muy caliente.
I'D HIT IT… MAYBE EVEN MORE THAN ONCE, IF SHE ASKED REAL NICE!!!
Also, and I don't know if we've covered this already, but Megan Fox is really very hot and I would willingly put my dick in her.
Best DSL's in Hollywood in my humble opinion.
They should use her at those gay guy re-education camps. Better success rate than Jesus, guaranteed.
Two outfits? Now that’s a little much..
tats = skank factor..
Hot girl obviously. I still think her tattoos are stupid.
Pros to fuckering her:
Cons to fucking her:
Yeah she is ruined by those fucking retarded tats… still I can always belt sand those off when she is chained in my basement…
pic #10 is what she looks like with a dick in her mouth. Have you noticed that she always looks like she's sweating buckets? She's got that cum greasey look about her.
She would be so much prettier without those stupid tattoos.
Why am I supposed to laugh at guilded butterflies. Is tattoo something for me to read as I am getting her from behind? Sort of like those advertisements at the standup urinals
i might get some residue sperm from that loser that was on 90210.
Blughurmph (me, throwing up in mouth a little)….
True Fact? Somebody's been reading Snuff.
I'd bet anything that she takes unusually huge dumps.
i'd love to see her writhing around in the mud during a nice downpour, then fuck her senseless….well correction she'd probably fuck me senseless……correction again, she'd fuck me to death…but you know I'd be OK with that
I spent 15 minutes of valuable work time* trying to re-write "We will all laugh at gilded butterflies" into an anagram for something dirty but gave up.
I did get "We will all glide at her butt" but there are some letters left over.
*so, a few thousand filthy orphans won't get their vaccinations this year, who cares**
** just kidding
Ok, yeah, she's super hot. But she better cool it with the tattoos now. Seriously. Her tattooing herself is like letting my little cousin finger paint on the Mona Lisa.
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the last thing i wanted to core out with this much ink in it, was that fat pregnant squid at the aquarium in coney island…i was the 1st kid to get inked by a squid at that place….though hey may have just told me that to boost my confidence.