MEGAN FOX AT MTV MOVIE

June 2, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Thank god for Megan Fox. And I don’t just mean because she was the hottest thing by far at yesterdays MTV Movie Awards. Girls like Megan Fox just prove that stuff like Viagra is a rip-off. True Fact: no one has ever had erectile dysfunction with Megan Fox. In fact one guy even reached the bottom of his balls one time while humping her. He just nailed her for 97 straight hours until he came one time and it was just a puff of smoke, like when those old timey cameras needed used to take a picture. I heard there was this paralyzed kid and he saw Megan Fox and for the first time in like 8 years he moved his arms so he could whack off. I think it was on the Today show. They were doing an entire show about how hot Megan Fox is.

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