06.30.2008 MEGAN FOX IS THE ONLY ONE

Megan Fox has a really good reputation in town and is said to be extremely nice and easy to deal with, so it’s a little surprising to hear that she's using her new power on the set of "Transformers 2".  Hollywood.com says…

The super sweet and humble Megan Fox knows she’s the star of ‘Transformers 2′ and ain’t letting no hoes take away her spotlight.
Star Magazine reports that she has banned producers from casting other attractive brunette actresses in the sequel.
A spy says, "Megan is definitely the star of the sequel, and she wants to keep it that way. It’s fine with her if there are hot blondes in the film, but she’s made it clear that she doesn’t want any brunettes."

This is boring but I was thinking over the weekend that a good way to gauge how hot a chick is would be to figure how long she would have to be dead before you would not have sex with her.  So I ran the numbers through the computer and it turns out Megan Fox is the big winner.  She could be dead for almost three days and I'd still fuck her.  So congratulations Megan Fox.  You must be honored.  It must be exciting to know that even after you die, you and I can still get it on.


(69) Comments

  1. yohnskull22 06/30/2008 14:46

    Is Vivica Fox her sister or her mother?  What about Michael J. Fox?

  2. ham sandwich 06/30/2008 14:48

    yohn, it can't be michael. She doesn't dance around as much as he does. Funny little guy!

  3. yohnskull22 06/30/2008 14:49

    So basically only one member of 'The Crue' can be in Trannys 2

  4. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 14:49

    Gorgeous eyes. The rest? Eh. I think she's highly overrated. Give me Scarlett any day over this.

  5. reggid 06/30/2008 14:51

    More Britney pics, please!

  6. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 14:52

    I'll also take Keeley Hazell & Gemma Atkinson while we're at it.

  7. Withershanks Mcgee 06/30/2008 14:53

    "Look I have stupid mean nothing Tatoos also!"

     Holy God this girl is hot. Get her into porn, FAST!

  8. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 14:57

    You should leave this one dead long enough for the jailhouse ink to fade before fucking her.

  9. ham sandwich 06/30/2008 14:57

    And what would you do with Scarlett, Keeley and Gemma lexi?

  10. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 15:00

    I'm saving that for the sex tape, ham. I have my future fortune to think of, after all.

  11. Mongro Jackson 06/30/2008 15:00

    I would dig her up 3 months from her funeral and have my way with her rotting corpse if it weren't too worm infested.  If it were, I'd have to shove a can of Raid up her cooter and let that shit air out for a few hours before I hit it.  That's just how Mongro does!

  12. ham sandwich 06/30/2008 15:02

    What would the title of the tape be? 

  13. thor 06/30/2008 15:02

    Blood settles in a corpse, but unfortunately ink doesn't. So having sex with her dead body would still mean seeing those ridiculous lowbrow tatoos. (Sigh, when will I find a gal — a sweet down to earth gal — who has Wittgenstein likeness in ink on her body somewhere? I'd even settle for a Hegel, if it were discreet.)

  14. Pottz 06/30/2008 15:02

    I'd let Mrs. Fox Blow Me. I'm equal opportunity. I'm not affected by celebrity status one bit…Would I fuckBritney if I dated her like a normal person….Nope….Megan Fox, HELL YEAH!!!  I'd slap that pussy across the mouth until it started cryin'.

     

    I'm just sayin'

  15. Withershanks Mcgee 06/30/2008 15:07

    She might be a uni-brower.

  16. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 15:08

    Fantastic Four-Some; The British Are Cuming

  17. amittere mortus 06/30/2008 15:09

    who? oh right… this girl. She's a guy then, or.. whats the big deal?

  18. thor 06/30/2008 15:14

    "She might be a uni-brower." ^

     

    And the unibrow will keep growing for up to a week after death. Yikes!

  19. Harenmahkeester 06/30/2008 15:19

    TOE on aisles 1-5!

  20. MG Admirer 06/30/2008 15:20

    I'm fine with her being in Transformers 2

    This means I can obtain approval from my wife to take my kids to a "family" movie, while at the same time getting the opportunity to check out Megan Fox.

     

     

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