Yesterday the New York Daily News ran a blind item that asked…
Which divorced comic superstar is exploring a groovy new real-life persona: that of an openly gay man?
And Gawker said the answer was obvious, even though this is the first I’ve ever heard of it.
Some of you commenters told us that the guy we were all guessing. Mike Myers, star of the "groovy baby" catchphrase-apalooza Austin Powers films and the current dud The Love Guru, has been out 'n proud in Toronto for years.
Wait what? Meyers has been out for years? Really? He was married to a girl - in accordance to Gods will - from 1993 to 2005, but maybe his newfound desires were the reason for the divorce. I can’t picture him with a guy, but I can’t picture him with a girl either. He’s hard to figure out. He might be gay, might be a genius, might be both or might be neither. He’s a blank slate. Although I’m sort of the same way. I try to tone things down because I get offended when people just view me as an object of beauty.
(MAN ON MAN UPDATE - talked to my favorite source in the world and they confirmed what Gawker said, fwiw. the only thing that remains to be seen now is when will Perez start calling him Mike GAYers and then claim he reported this first)
He is.
I fucking knew it
I'd prefer to refrain from thinking of Mike Meyers in any sexual context.
I thought ALL Canadians who went through the comedy circuit had to be gay.
I could've told you all that… I stayed in Toronto once and was shocked to awaken to someone massaging my buttocks while moaning in a funny Scottish accent. Needless to say, I hit him with the complimentary coffee maker and ran screaming back to the border, stopping only at duty free for 10 cartons of cigarettes and 3 bottles of Jack Daniels.
Deeelicious.
Does it matter? Would being gay make him any more
or lessfunny?Ed. note: It is currently scientifically impossible for him to be less funny.
So what happened to the girl he was married to? Oh wait, one look at him and trying to imagine he was married immediately reminds me of the story on cnn.com this morning where a young man got married passing himself off as a woman, spelling his name Justine rather than Justin, and wearing a nice dress. I guess Mike was married to one of those…
It's a MAN baby!
In his shower that is.
MIKE MEYERS IS GAY. MAYBE.. I'll let you know after I bash his face in….
who's the dude in the background and why do i care
So I Married an
Axe Murdererbeard.That dude in the background is non other then Cinthia's Nixon Boy friend.
Blimey Pep-these gay types certainly get around
old news
I always pictured him neutered, kind of like a Ken doll. But less sexy.
I don't see how this is a surprise to anyone. Everything associated with Toronto is homoerotic.
Police force : "Mountiesssss"
Prominent Structure : "Sssssspace Needle" Fabulousssss, by the way.
Hockey Team : "Maple Leafsssss"
Baseball Stadium: "Sssssskydome" Sssssuper!
You know, in that pic, Mike looks a lot like an old lesbian.
"Mike looks a lot like an old lesbian."
Before you know it Jodi Foster will be knocking at his door. Or, if he's really lucky, Lindsay Lohan.
LiLo will have to go for the gay males soon enough…she already ran through all the straight males and she'll run out of lesbians to in, oh, about five minutes ago…
HOW can this young man POSSIBLY be gay?
Didn't he "shag" Mimi Rogers "rotten" in Austin Powers?
Just like Tom Cruise used to shag Mimi Rogers?