Ranae Shrider is the woman who had sex with Vern Troyer in the now famous sex tape, and today she has broken her silence to say she’s furious that it got leaked. Gee, no kidding. Really, you didn’t want the whole world to see you get f’d by a goblin. How surprising. I’d be honored if my gf did that. In fact I’d project the film onto the side of a mountain so the whole world could see a wooden toy come to life and rape my girl. Splash News says…
Ranae Shrider has admitted she is furious that a sex tape featuring her and Austin Powers star Verne Troyer has appeared online. The 22-year-old aspiring model said about the sex tape: "Do I look like I should be smiling about this" after being spotted by the paparazzi having coffee in a Starbucks in LA. Shrider also admitted that she still lives with the 2ft 8inch star in the same apartment where the sex tape was shot. When asked when she had moved out, Shrider replied: "We still live together." Asked if she was going to profit from the release of the sex tape, Shrider said: "I don't know." Shrider claims that the home movie was stolen, and illegally distributed without her knowledge.
My gag reflex won't allow me to think about this for long, but just imagine you’re a girl, lying in bed naked and you look down and there’s a monster from a fairy tale looking up at you from between your legs, it's little tongue flicking against your clit. I bet if you get her stoned enough, he could just crawl inside her and flail around. I can’t be the only one who thinks this sounds more like something out of "Hostel" than it does a night of passion and intrigue.
fist
She should be mad at godfor giving her the face of a homunculus.
Next video is of Vern and here blond friend in the last pic.
"Vern's revenge"
I think this chick is what came out when Jeff Goldblum and Geena Davis fucked in The Fly.
why is she mad?
she had something better than mini-me on the back burner?
right…
SHE'S an aspiring model? Good luck sweetheart.
This bitch is so fug shes lucky Mini-Me hit it, damn, YOUS UGLY!
I dont know who Id rather NOT see have sex, Mini-Me, or this Fug Ass Cumrag
Looks like she has a nice body under that dress but her face precludes any career in modeling. Of course, now that she's demonstrated a willingness to have sex with human anomalies, she could have a decent career in another entertainment field.
OMFG this chick is FUGLY!!
Aspiring model, MY ASS!
She should get on that BBC Show!! She's apparently missing a few female chromesomes
http://dirtyhairy.blogspot.com/2008/06/new-dream-ejacuvern.html
She looks like a throw back to Concentration Camp Chic. Seriously. I saw a picture of a malnourished Jew girl that looks just like her at the National Holocaust Museum in Washington D.C.
She must be aspiring to be a hand or foot model.
She's lucky to get fucked by a celebrity, because that's as close as she'll get to glory with a face like that. I mean, damn, her face could be a foot model.
Aspiring Radio model, maybe…
Looks like she traded in Mini Me for a Gigantic She.
what kind of skank fucks mini me to try and get ahead in this fucked up world? what a deranged whore
Is that Paul Stanley?
The 22-year-old aspiring model
I would say any career you had is over. Some sex tapes are not the path to stardom.
"The 22-year-old aspiring model"
Seriously? Is that a joke? She looks like a goddamn witch. Send her back in time 200 years and they would burn her at the stake.
and… where is this sex tape… I don't see it anywhere except for that small clip. torrents?