Jennifer Aniston’s vagina must be magic because that’s the only rational explanation for anyone to ever choose her over Minka Kelly. Yet that’s exactly what John Mayer did. But at least he was cool about it, according to Page Six…
JOHN Mayer might have broken Minka Kelly's heart when he left her for Jennifer Aniston - but he had the decency to call her before the news about them hit the press. A Kelly pal said, "Minka [above] received a call from John prior to the story breaking about his relationship with Jennifer. He apologized to Minka, 'Sorry, but I'm really in love.' " She found that interesting as, "during his relationship with her, John mentioned, 'I don't really get this Jennifer Aniston thing.' "
This is just baffling because Minka Kelly is superior to Jennifer Aniston in every way. It’s like comparing a Bentley to a donkey asleep in the mud. Look at that ass. She should be kidnapped by the government and studied and cloned, thus ushering in a golden age of women with perfect asses.
First?
This girl is beautiful.
Second?
Minka, baby, why are still letting a silly little thing like a restraining order come between us? I've already forgiven you for that.
Minka must have a vag like sleeve of wizard. Of course there's always anal….
What is her profession?
That's because John Mayer is gay, but he doesn't want to admit it yet. Jennifer Aniston looks like a man and takes it up the ass, so he just pretends and calls her "Tyler!" while they fuck.
Looking at the shot from behind I just have one question….where the hell are her ankles?
So? like Anuston
She's not famous…..that's the problem……..
Who wouldn't trade in a hot, tight, beautiful younger girl with a fabulous ass and body for a dried up weathered hag with smaller tits and a bigger chin?
WHO….I ask you?
That's enough John Mayer!!!
Seriously, what an idiot! She's far more beautiful and I'm sure alot less maintence.
Hmmm . . . let's see . . . Maniston, who was used up and washed up even before she played that whiny, annoying bitch on "Friends"
versus
Minx (
shethe prison censor lets me call her "Minx"), who plays a cheerleader — a very naughty cheerleader.Girl hasn't nice legs!
Adavantage: Miss Kelly.
I was standing about five feet away from her at an Explosions in the Sky concert and I can confirm that she is every bit as beautiful in real life. I would have tried to hit on her, except my girlfriend was with me (and much more affectionate than usual), though I did chat with her briefly. She was…polite.
I fapped to her and the slutty blonde on Friday Night lights nearly every episode!
Much love to her and that perfectly edible ass!
The Blonde too!!! (whatever her name is!)
Cankles!
Jen has pothead chillaxity appeal. Never underestimate it's power!
Meh they're both kinda fug. Like the bum on that one though.
Grimlock is right. She has fucking CANKLES! Not that I wouldn't let her fart in my mouth.