Paris Hilton was walking around last night with Benji Madden or Joel Madden or whichever one it is she dates, and she looked suspiciously pregnant while doing it. So if you’re wondering if I’ve been put in charge yet, this is how you can the answer is "no". My plan calls for Paris Hilton to be flipped upside down and then we’ll fill her vagina with cement. I know it's sounds radical, but it’s the only way to be sure. I'm tough but fair.
She'd squirt a baby out of that cooze at 200 MPH. It'll richocet off a doctor and splatter against a wall. No worries, that baby can't survive in a womb as polluted as Paris's.
That she is disgusting is a given, but what the fuck is his problem? He looks like a cross between Odo, Uncle Fester and a retarded mole.
He went in there unprotected after everything we said here at Durden?!?!
Is he an idiot or what?
He's from my hometown oddly enough…she shouldn't be aloudto spawn any creatures of her type. oh, and i'm pregnat. ha! no, really.
The end is neigh.
Well at least her tits might get bigger…
Then when we are forced to look at her, there may be something worth looking at!
Pic #3 – look at the tan-in-a-bottle application error on her foot. Did she learn that from Elliot Mintz?
Ew. She's totally pregnant. Gross. Yucky. Isn't that guy the twin of Nicole Richie's baby daddy? That is so creepy, I can't even handle it. Twins are creepy in general. Two of the same people is just unnatural.
Didn't they have that song about Rich and Famous people being whiny cunts? Seems pretty hypocritical to hang out with Paris.
Lily – you're Preggo? Was it Pepper or DJ?
i wish. so they could pay for the little fuck.
well..i don't know. when you're a woman, you just know. and i know. i have no idea why i'm sharing this.
Be kind, Paris. Spare this child a life of shame and degradation and just have an abortion already. Choose death! Inflicting eternal darkness on this fetus would certainly be less cruel than having you as a mother.
Love,
Jesus, Mary & Joseph
I thought you hated kids, Lily? Are you going to carry it to term? If so, there's always adoption. Brad and Angelina are in the market … Unless you're white, then forget it. They only want the darkies.
abortion is still legal.
maybe she is just fat. these pictures leave room to hope.
i mean she is rich, spoiled and lazy- why not fat.
or perhaps it is a horrible hoax perpetrated by ashton kutcher.
Yeah, but it's far too late for Paris to be aborted.
Is that Alice Coopers Billion Dollar Baby Tattooed on his neck.
Looking on the bright side, she might have stomach cancer.
I am not sure ……but the chick in the green outfit seems a boit "whorey"…….
I'd still fuck her every which way.
Guys who fuck her must love spooing onto her face every once in a while.