Samantha Ronson has been in Montreal working the past few days while her lover Lindsay Lohan had to come back to LA to start work on a movie called Labor Pains, but yesterday they were reunited at last. Samantha was so excited she even shifted both packs of her cigarettes and her Red Bull to one hand to properly embrace her girlfriend. Oh I know. It was pretty touching. History experts everywhere are saying it was the most romantic event ever in the category of, Things That Are Disgusting.
(picture source = splash news online)
Nothing says true love more than smokes, Red Bull and an afternoon of lesbian sex…
Sam is walking funny, do you suppose the herp is just kickin in?
it's her dick
It's the dildo still stuck from the last meeting……….stupid rotten bitches……….wouldn't mind beating them with a stick……but it might make the stick ugly :(
Jesus Christ, you can't even tell Samantha is a girl. Even in the last picture it is unclear. If you asked me, "what is that thing in the black hat?" I would probably say, "a heroin addict."
That Ronson chick looks like that dude from Fall Out Boy.
GRRRR EMO FUCKTARDS!!!
In my dreams, Lindsay Lohan and Amy Whinehouse meet up for an evening of hard liquor, unfiltered cigarettes, and black tar heroin, and they both OD and die and we never have to hear about their stupid ass selves ever again.
Pathetic. God I can't wait to see how this wannabe retro bitch-boy handles getting publicly dumped by LiLo in a few weeks… thats gonna be some sweet, sweet, restraining order action, thats gonna make Britneys recent episodes pale into comparison. I can see this bitch being completely cunt struck and losing her fucking mind!!!
Can she take off that fucking stupid hat now? I mean there's ugly and then there's fugly and then there's this dyke with the hat.
Will someone kindly hold my hair back while I retch?
Damn it Die, Die Die!Is there video of this? Cause it would be cool if they ran towards each other in slow-mo with romantic music playing.
And by "cool," I mean hilariously ironic.
It's just a phase LiLo is going through.
Like that time
Isome guy I heard about (not me at all) kissed that pot-bellied pig on the lips.But in
mythat guy's defense, that pig was hot.Dina Lohan told me LiLo and Sam are "just friends," and I believe Dina.
Why would she lie?
Like when she rented me Ali for the night and swore she was a virgin. I believed her then. Best $26 I ever spent.
Show us the sex tape already.
Again with the f**king hat.
Damn you are such a flaming dyke!
i thought it was the fact that shes fucking lindsey lohan that makes me htate this bitch so much but its not.
its that stupid fucking hat.
Juan @ 6:15 - how did you arrive at the $26 price tag? I have my own thoughts on the breakdown:
2 Roughrider Studded Condoms from a random truckstop bathroom: $1.50
1 extra Value Meal and 1 Happy Meal: $8.50
Dina's Payment: $10
Steam and Vacuum Backseat post-coitus: $6
Hitting it before the hair does: Priceless
Drink that Redbull Sam, you're going to need all the energy you can muster for when Lilo wrecks that androgynous ass of yours.
Wow, I thought the title said "Riunite at last!" Drunk whore!
ronson's thumb looks alien? are we sure she's human?