06.18.2008 SEAN COMBS IS KINDA GAY

I'm pretty sure no one asked, because no one ever would, but for some reason Sean Combs told a reporter he shaves his balls.  Metro UK says…

The rapper, who has his own clothing line, said he went through a strict grooming regime. 'While I'm getting ready I like to relax with a drink – vodka and lemonade – and listen to some James Brown,' he explains.
'Then I'll have a manicure and pedicure – and yes, I wax as well. Men owe it to women to make sure they are well-groomed.' The star, 38, added: 'I wax my privates.”

Needless to say he doesn’t wax himself.  Some poor Vietnamese girl who came over here to find a better life has to get on her knees and rub wax on a rich black guys balls with a popsicle stick.  I think it's safe to say her plan isn’t working.

(115) Comments

  1. SCBitch 06/18/2008 09:39

    First ha! 

  2. yelraf 06/18/2008 09:40

    He can wax my floors if he wants…

  3. SCBitch 06/18/2008 09:40

    I'm trying not to think how painful that might be - for him or the girl!

  4. SCBitch 06/18/2008 09:41

    yelraf, now there's a good idea.  He can do mine too while he's down there.

  5. SCBitch 06/18/2008 09:42

    Looking at the pic again, I think it is the girl on the left in the green shirt that just had to wax him today.  Notice how she's about to barf.

  6. nothappy124 06/18/2008 09:42

    I'd like to think nothing at all brought about that comment. The reporter was all like, "We hear you're Puff Daddy again. What's up with that?" And he was all like, "So I wax balls. I do. I wax them. All the way around." What a weird guy.

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  7. Bobafet 06/18/2008 09:43

    He could just be a very masculine woman…

  8. Smeg McMuffin 06/18/2008 09:43

    Back, Sack and Crack Wax…makes one as gloriously hairless as a Michaelangelo sculpture.

  9. 1GreatTrainRobbery 06/18/2008 09:44

    Who says he is waxed by a girl? Maybe he has a male waxer. A Maxer, so to speak.

  10. Seej 06/18/2008 09:44

    Y'know, there's well-groomed, and then there's making your area look as bald as a six year old's.  By all means trim back the pubes a bit, but let's not try to convince ourselves we haven't gone through puberty, cos that's kinda weird.

    Ladies; this counts for you too.  Bring Back The Landing Strip! 

  11. Jack's Smirking Revenge 06/18/2008 09:44

    Is that a code-breaking ring?

  12. Jessica_Fangirl 06/18/2008 09:45

    Wow…I’m sort of curious now how much pain a guy getting a ballwax would entail. Cause damn…It would take a lot more than vodka and lemonade I’d guess to keep that from being felt.

  13. Tony Pepperoni 06/18/2008 09:46

    didnt he say he had sex for like 16 hours straight once

  14. Jack's Smirking Revenge 06/18/2008 09:49

    He just told the guy in the back about ball waxing.

  15. Mac-Daddy 06/18/2008 09:49

    I had to get that area waxed for an initiation into a very secret college society!

    The good part: Wax was applied while receiving oral by extremely hot college sorority girls dressed in string bikinis.

    The Bad part: Trying not to scream like a 12 year old girl giving birth, and still maintian an erection when the wax strips were removed!

    (You stop getting head the moment yu scream in pain!)

    Result: Ice for a day, and BJ to completion. I'd never do it again tho!

  16. yelraf 06/18/2008 09:49

    @Tony Pepperoni:

    No, I think he said he was straight for 16 hours, once.

  17. Cuntwipe 06/18/2008 09:50

    Jack's Smirking Revenge - I think he wants to be Green..errr..Black Lantern.

  18. Omnipotent Supernatural Being 06/18/2008 09:52

    that was the most hiliarious thing i've heard all week.

    by the time i read the word popsicle stick i lost it.

  19. yelraf 06/18/2008 09:52

    Wonder if he's had Chapelle's botox treatment down there.  "Smooth as eggs…"

  20. givinupthefight 06/18/2008 09:53

    "Some poor Vietnamese girl who came over here to find a better life has to get on her knees and rub wax on a rich black guys balls with a popsicle stick"

    Worst. Visual. Ever. 

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