Australian Victoria’s Secret supermodel Miranda Kerr and her boyfriend Orlando Bloom hung out topless and naked around the pool yesterday at the Awesome Life Hotel in FanatsyLand, Heaven. And good for them. Those two kids deserve a break in life.
(picture source - bauer griffin)
Ass Shot = Good
Yumb
Knee Scab = Drunk Fucking On Carpet
PS: YUMB = Kerr
Me and Mac-Daddy = Only Ones here
This is why nobody like books anymore.
PPS: Austrlian women are easy lays!
FACT
Just another skinny ass white chick with no boobies…And her face is all scrunched up like orlando was zorching her last night
She must be a deep thinking reading that crap. She needs to read a book on the dangers of anneroxia.
Looks like Orlando has seen some Joe "Blow" Simpson action judging by his knee cap rug burns.
Ya just gotta like a hot girl in a bikini, with a vodka in one hand, and prescription drugs in the other.
A sandwich and some implants would make her much more super.
She has the kind of body I like to fuck.
Livingfemale.Apparently the Heaven Hotel has an open door policy for paps who want to lounge by the pool and snap pics of their guests. Good for them.
Someone really should tell this chick that food loses its nutritional value if you vomit it up 5 minutes after you eat it
Will nobody else call this whore out on walking around topless and never showing the goods? Fuck this bitch. I hope what little tits she has rot off.
That is all.
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It would be tough to tell those two apart if you were to grope them on the subway. Skinny, bony people.
Shocking news. Miranda looks better DRESSED!
I'd still like to knaw on that pork chop she's hiding in her bikini.