By brendon June 19, 2008 @ 9:31 AM

Steve Carell returned to the Daily Show yesterday, but if you're like me you didn’t see it because you were at the park shooting the basketball into the hoop and then some minorities showed up and they had threatening hairstyles and so you hid in the trash can for three hours.  Those girls were scary. 


(59) Comments

  1. Perry 06/19/2008 09:40


  2. Brandon103 06/19/2008 09:49

    deuce – steve carell is the man 

  3. leftnutofjesus 06/19/2008 09:50

    i'm not watching the video.  i'd like to be the first in saying that i never ever ever ever ever ever evvvver thought this fucking guy was funny.

    he'd better serve as an insurance salesman or prisoncock importer.  

    a short film of vin diesel knocking carrell's teeth out one by one and anne hathaway biting vin's dick off afterwards would be the most compelling movie from hollywood in a decade.


  4. crazy_eyes@_@ 06/19/2008 09:53

    video is dead. poor job.

  5. Paparazzi Sniper 06/19/2008 09:56

    I got a new job which will allow me to critcize the post and you guys and skanks all day long……..Let the hate mail start rolling through.

  6. Paleomiz 06/19/2008 09:57

    I just watched it and it was fine. I'm glad you don't like him, LNOJ–that means I have a better shot of fucking him and having his snarky babies.

  7. Paleomiz 06/19/2008 10:01

    Pap, I never had a problem with you, but what makes you think that you being back makes anyone care in the slightest?

  8. Pottz 06/19/2008 10:05

    I sure the fuck don't.

  9. scum 06/19/2008 10:17

    Poopsniffer is back?

  10. Tennessee Tuxedo 06/19/2008 10:19

    Stealing Imus's jokes?  Not funny.

  11. pepper 06/19/2008 10:19

    I thought poopsniffer was penis?

  12. Mac-Daddy 06/19/2008 10:21

    Isn’t this guy still a virgin?

  13. Paleomiz 06/19/2008 10:32

    At the core of every troll is an attention whore who can only feel good about themselves if they spoil the fun of others. Where others post to make a joke or comment, the troll posts to goad people into responding to them. It's the sorriest plea for attention, and it's really pathetic.

  14. RonDogg 06/19/2008 10:35

    Correction: Steve Carell is NOT funny.





  15. ham sandwich 06/19/2008 10:36

    Look at me! I have low self esteem! Make comments thusly!

  16. Mongro Jackson 06/19/2008 10:37

    B, you need to get with the times and realize that a working firearm is as essential to the public court basketball experience as sneakers and shorts.  When minorities try and get on my court, I simply take out my gun and shoot the biggest one in the foot.  The gun itself doesn't scare them.  You have to show them you're willing to fire it.  Once you do that, they lose the gangster attitude really quickly and scatter like flies.

  17. Bulb 06/19/2008 10:37

    I always knew that the day Mr. Bean started running off at the mouth, he'd cross the thin line between "mildly amusing" and "excruciatingly embarrassing". Fortunately, Bean's integrity is preserved thanks to Mr. Carell falling on that particular sword.

  18. Slaappy got fingered 06/19/2008 10:39

    Steve Carroll is going to fuck up and make a mockery of a hero, Don Adams. Two words: Not watching

  19. Tyrone Biggums 06/19/2008 10:43

    Call me crazy, but I didn't think pap smears involved assholes. I guess I learn something new every day.

  20. mrx5000 06/19/2008 10:47

    that was as funny as 9/11.

    also, the snorg tees ads should show bush

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