06.02.2008 TATUM O NEAL LIKES TO PARTY

Oscar-winning actress Tatum O'Neal was arrested last night and charged with buying cocaine and crack.  The New York Post says…

The 44-year-old actress was arrested at 7:30 p.m. by detectives from Manhattan South Narcotics on Clinton Street between East Broadway and Grand Street.
"When the police approached, she asked them, 'You know who I am, right?' " one source told The Post.
"Then she said, 'I'm researching a part - I'm doing this for a part' " as a junkie.
"Then she said she'd been clean for two years, and that she'd just came out today," the source said.
"Can't we just forget about this?" the sources said she begged detectives.

The answer to her question was “no”.  She was charged with criminal possession of a controlled substance. Which is too bad because now we’ll never get to see that amazing movie.  The move that boldly shows people buying things.  The sequel could be them unwrapping things, then placing them in various places around the room to see where they look good.  My heart was in my throat from all the excitement. 

(72) Comments

  1. barry allen 06/02/2008 07:17

    shes also filthy.

  2. barry allen 06/02/2008 07:17

    kapwing!

  3. Jake 06/02/2008 07:19

    Id buy her crack - to fuck her crack

  4. Alan 06/02/2008 07:24

    Who the hell is Tantum O'Neal?

  5. Juan 06/02/2008 07:28

    Tatum O'Neal is LiLo in 20 years.

     

  6. Juan 06/02/2008 07:28

    She still looks pretty good, though.

    I'd hit it.

    (did you think I wouldn't?)

     

  7. Jake 06/02/2008 07:29

    Juan you really think Lilo will make it 20 years?  If so I will take that bet

  8. MG Admirer 06/02/2008 07:29

    as cuckoo as her dad.

     

  9. Juan 06/02/2008 07:30

    I told the cops I was "researching a role" for a movie about Jack the Ripper but they said "those whores' guts aren't gonna stuff themselves back in their stomachs now, are they?"

    Just another example of the Man tryin' to keep a brutha (or sista) down.

     

  10. tangocash00001 06/02/2008 07:31

    i am going to rape 30 old women in an old age home, and when i get caught i'll just say i was researching a part for a movie….because who wouldn't want to watch a movie about a guy raping 30 old women in an old age home.

  11. Ballsnyc 06/02/2008 07:36

    "Can't we just forget about this?" the sources said she begged detectives.

    That is police-Whore talk for" I have a vagina and you have a penis and Handcuffs lets party! " l

  12. DaJabroni 06/02/2008 07:36

    Wasn't Winona researching a part when she was nabbed for shoplifting? 

  13. thedirtycajun 06/02/2008 07:37

    i only read the damn post because i thought it said somthing about scrotums.  I figured "hey its a monday morning, i think i will try something new".

    much to my shuhgrin, and bad spelling it was just some chick who looks like a scrotum.

  14. Jake 06/02/2008 07:40

    DaJabroni says

    Wasn't Winona researching a part when she was nabbed for shoplifting

     

    Or Britney with her umbrella?

  15. dangles 06/02/2008 07:41

    mmmmmm…. filthy old crack whore…

  16. digibal235 06/02/2008 07:41

    "Can't we just forget about this?"

     

    This story would have been so much better if she'd been tazed. 

  17. Ballsnyc 06/02/2008 07:42

    the line that I use is "I am training for a Gigolo part "when I get busted for hitting on the seniors at the mount Airy Senior Center.

  18. Juan 06/02/2008 07:44

    Give Tatum a break.  After all:

    a) her name sounds like something Billy Bob Thornton from Slingblade would eat

    b) she had a rough childhood during the Depression, when her father whored her out all through the South (or was that just a movie)

    c) she was married to John McEnroe, that would drive anyone to drugs

     

  19. Dr Drew 06/02/2008 07:45

    Tatum is a has-been/never-was that wants to be something in some trippy world that drugs will help her create….too bad the only thing it helped her create is a mug shot i'd love to see!

  20. Ballsnyc 06/02/2008 07:53

    I got wood when I saw her on "Paper moon" and I am 3 years younger than her, so she is innocent in my pants Book

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