Initially, as Tatum O’Neal was being arrested after buying cocaine and crack on the streets of New York City, she claimed that her actions were simply for a role she was researching. The bad news is that may have been a lie. The good news is that the new lie is even dumber. Us magazine says…
Former child star (and recovering addict) Tatum O'Neal says the death of her 16-year-old Scottish terrier almost caused her to relapse.
"There's no excuse for what I did," the 44-year-old actress — who was arrested after allegedly buying crack and cocaine Sunday in NYC — told the New York Post on Monday, the day of her arraignment.
Three weeks ago, O'Neal said, "I lost my Scottish terrier, Lena. That seemed to set me off.
"She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words."
Tatum needs to stop. First of all, Scottish terriers are not immortal. They all die at some point and, I don't have any official stats in front of me, but I'm willing to bet most of the owners don't turn to crack afterwards. Second of all, they suck. I have dogs and they’re awesome but Scottish terriers suck. There’s no way anyone would be that upset if one died. They could all die and the world’s only worry would be what to do with all those god damn red plaid doggie sweaters and bonnets with elastic straps. Thirdly, we started with, "I wasn’t doing crack I only bought it for a role", then went to, "I did crack because my old annoying yappy little disease ridden dog died". This is not heading in the right direction. Based on this next she’ll say she did it because "it was really bright out today". Or, "that dealer had really good prices."
FIRST!
I once went on a multi-state killing spree because my goldfish, Hubert, died. But that's me. I'm sentimental.
"She got old. She got cancer. She was the fabric of our family. We had to let her go to heaven. My daughter and I had to put her down. It was too horrible for words."
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I often find the death of a pet drives me to Crack! Remember kids Crack is Whack!
Based upon the tats, it looks like she was after the role of Amy Winohouse…but she'll need George Romero make-up skills to pull off the transformation to a 24 year old walking corpse…
DUMB + Forgot who she is = Boring!
My Goldfish named Fuckwad died, can I
rape a nun?do an eightball,hit off a bong for 14 hours straightcry myself to sleep listening to Michael Bolton?I lost a goldfish, once. I spent the next two months giving hand jobs to hobos. RIP fishstick, I miss you.
Oh, and LOVE the Rescue Me ad to the right of her head….priceless!
Hey that is a better lie! I think I'm going to use that one for my next little white lie alcohol binge.
Hummm….
"I just found out "speedy" our pet turtle is gay honey… I had to drown my sorrows for the long weekend, sorry honey but come on he's GAY!"
Think it will work?
DaJabroni……
Maybe you could swallow Fuckwad like college kids did in the old days and then see how many people you could stuff into a telephone booth.*
*p.s chopping the arms and legs off will help pack the phone booth tighter.**
**Phone booths are what they kept cell-phone in….in the olden days….you know…..when Tatum was "hot">
How does she know the Scottish Terrier did not go to HELL?
Sometimes if you let your pets do you doggystyle….that's what happens.
Just ask Richard Gere's hamster.
I love how she said, "Do you know who I am?" to the policeman. I heard Madonna said that to Prince when he dumped her.
Thing is, and it could be 'coz I'm not from around here, but I have absolutely NO IDEA who she is. What does she do? Apart from making up dumbass lies about why she buys drugs.
My Guinea pig Hubert committed suicide by crawling up my ex-husband's asshole. I was so broken up I almost broke out my works, but then I remembered my ex would never shit properly again so I fucked the poolboy instead.
lgc–LOL! What were the odds we both lost pets named Hubert? *Cue Twilight Zone music here*
I don't know about you guys but I only resort to coke when it's proffered on a strippers ass.
Maybe you could swallow Fuckwad like college kids did in the old days and then see how many people you could stuff into a telephone booth.*
I am not a celebrity, I wouldn't get away with it…though I had that exact same thought….*sigh*
This would have been more believable if she had said she was going to buy the drugs so her dog could have passed away peacefully.
"Yes, my terrier OD'ed on crack."
Let me just take this opportunity to say (how old is she again? doesn't matter) I would hit it. I am not even kidding. I would wreck that chick.
BTW, Tatum:
love the armpit tattoos.
Call me!
I'd still hit it.
And her daughter too (I guess. I'm too lazy to google her pic)