06.25.2008 THE BACHELORETTE IS KINDA CUTE

Did you know that those Bachelor and Bachelorette shows were still on the air?  Because I did not.  Apparently it’s incredibly hard for attractive people to find a date.  And I guess I can sort of relate.  It’s hard for me to talk to new people until we address the fact that I'm gorgeous.  It’s better just to talk about it and answer any questions they may have so they stop staring and we can have a normal conversation.  The point being, Pacific Coast News has like 8000 pictures of this seasons Bachelorette, DeAnna Pappas, prancing around the beach in a bikini.  They should just make the show about that.  Then maybe more people would know about it.  Just hot everyday chicks running around mostly naked.  They could call it, The Up and Down Show with DeAnna Pappas.


(53) Comments

  1. Mac-Daddy 06/25/2008 06:33

    More BS Rreality TV.

    Like this woman can't find a BF in real life?

    Give me a break!

  2. dresstokill 06/25/2008 06:34

    I take her. Show can be cancelled.

  3. Mac-Daddy 06/25/2008 06:35

    "They should just make the show about that.  Then maybe more people would know about it.  Just hot everyday chicks running around mostly naked."

    They did have a show like that. It was called BAYWATCH!

  4. lgcjoker 06/25/2008 06:36

    Are these fuckin paparazzi photographers epileptic or something? Why do we always end up with a coupla pics like numbers 5 and 6? Could they not fit her legs into the shot? Or am I supposed to focus on her legs? Are her legs and torso seperate entities? Pics 1-4 say otherwise. 

  5. lgcjoker 06/25/2008 06:37

    Or did B-dog just go wacky wiff the photo editing? What gives here?

  6. beastie 06/25/2008 06:38

    I just beat off to her.  Show can be cancelled.

  7. Paleomiz 06/25/2008 06:42

    They already have her dating 25 guys simultaneously. All they need to do is get them all naked and rename it "The Gangbang"

  8. Avatar 06/25/2008 06:43

    I hear she has hair down there.

  9. Paparazzi Sniper 06/25/2008 06:44

    Who the hell brings a beach ball to the beach by themsleves.  What is she 9?

    It looks like she is hurting her brain trying to read.  The word is " A "  stupid.

  10. tangocash00001 06/25/2008 06:45

    i heard they are renaming the show " the semen depository"

  11. RonDogg 06/25/2008 06:46

    DeAnna Pappas - sounds like a breakfast dish at El Torito Sunday Buffet.

  12. connectionman1 06/25/2008 06:47

    pick me I play beach ball.. pick me! pick ME~~

    just like in school  *she won't pick me*   

  13. Coot 06/25/2008 06:49

    Needs some serious time on a Stairmaster; those thighs are jello. 

  14. Smeg McMuffin 06/25/2008 06:50

    Coot beat me to it; in ten years time them thighs will be thunderiffic.

  15. Paleomiz 06/25/2008 06:50

    I can't even believe this show is still on. Actually yes I can, proving once again that the average American's IQ is somewhere between a turnip and Paris Hilton.

    BTW, my show is back on beginning tomorrow 12-2pm PST over at http://www.UCLAradio.com. In honor of the first spawn of Yohnskull, the theme of the show is "Oh, baby!" So if a classic rock song has the word baby, babe, kid, child, etc. in the title, it will get played. Requestscheerfully taken via pm!

  16. ososexilexi 06/25/2008 06:52

    Nice way to give that beach ball some head. Ha.

    Seriously. I got nothing.

  17. Evil Malcom Norris 06/25/2008 06:53

    Still has the baby rolls.

  18. Observer 06/25/2008 06:53

    Just another pretty, dumb, annoying cunt at the beach.

     

    The only objection I have to this?……..lack of nudity. 

  19. Slim Scurvy 06/25/2008 06:54

    If I was ever on one these shows I would be a complete asshole to the broad. Such as : ignoring her and hitting up some of the local bars. Women love that shit. All of these guys kiss her ass which is the main reason why women are unattracted to them. They love the idea that they can't have something so I would definitely play the reverse psychology card. All I'd have to do is wink at her everyonce in a while. Fucking putty in my hands.

  20. pump 06/25/2008 06:56

    She has that ultra low iq look on her. And I'd hit her of course.

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