06.11.2008 THIS IS DISAPOINTING

Supermodel Eva Herzigova is in St. Tropez, France this week, doing whatever the hell it is people do in St Tropez France.  I met this bitch at a party one time.  She’s real pretty to look at but I had to stab myself in the hand after about 2 minutes to stop from yawning.  She wasn’t just regular boring, mind you, but aggressively boring.  So I built a scarecrow of myself and changed places with it while she wasn’t looking.  Okay that last part isn’t true but god that would have been helpful.

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(39) Comments

  1. You There, Foodbag! 06/11/2008 08:57

    You just couldn't get in one inadvertent picture of a topless French chick, could you?

  2. yohnskull22 06/11/2008 08:57

    Fist her.  Who?

  3. yohnskull22 06/11/2008 08:59

    aggressively boring. - Yep.

    I'll be over staring at Lauren Bernat's "rump shaker" if anyone comes looking for me.

  4. DB's Treasure 06/11/2008 09:00

    SHE is real pretty to look at? I could recover a 1000 year old body from a tomb with mor curves than this wench. She's gotta eat Papa Johns for 6 straight months…..then we'll talk.

  5. gangreen 06/11/2008 09:00

    pic five…who the hell is littlefoot (the hairy bastard)?

  6. Mac-Daddy 06/11/2008 09:01

    who cares if she is boring! Ball gag her and take her from behind!

  7. Keyser S 06/11/2008 09:01

    I'm going to France.  Because apparently if you are a big fat greaseball it is legal to rub one out on the beach when surrounded by supermodels.  Not like Redondo.

  8. Juan 06/11/2008 09:03

    Boo hoo, I met a super-model and she was boring.

    Oddly enough, she found you fascinating.  

    NOT!

     

    Zing!!

     

  9. DB's Treasure 06/11/2008 09:05

    Check out the tits on John Madden.

  10. KJ 06/11/2008 09:08

    Must be a slow news day. Understandable.

  11. SlinkyPinky 06/11/2008 09:08

    the chick behind and to the left of Brian Dennehy is topless.  Where are her pics?

  12. DB's Treasure 06/11/2008 09:12

    "Brian Dennehy"……classic!

  13. Oprah's Dick 06/11/2008 09:12

    Your spelling is disappointing.

  14. Tyler02 06/11/2008 09:23

    Looks like a Nicole Kidman wannabe…& she's no prize!

  15. Paleomiz 06/11/2008 09:28

    I thought Ted Kennedy was still in the hospital–Damn, those brain surgeons are amazing!

  16. Juan 06/11/2008 09:32

    Nope, not John Madden, Ted Kennedy, OR Brian Dennehy.

    It's Gert Frobe (Goldfinger).

     

     

  17. pepper 06/11/2008 09:39

    Man BOOBS!

  18. br1dr1ve 06/11/2008 09:42

    Definately nothing to look at….  I agree with DB - hook this chick up with some fried chicken or something, damn.  Where the curves at!?

  19. scum 06/11/2008 09:45

    Dude is squeezing his knob so hard it turned orange.

  20. pepper 06/11/2008 09:47

    It looks like Ted Kennedy is attempting to operate on his other brain…. This manis never more then 10 feet away from water…..    As my mom used to tell me when Iplayed with my other brain….

    "CHAP QUIT IT"    You get it?

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