06.30.2008 WAS IT … MURDER!!!

Kazakh supermodel Ruslana Korshunova fell off the balcony of her New York apartment over the weekend and fell 9 stories to her death.  Just 20-years-old, she had appeared on the covers of French "Elle" and Russian "Vogue".  Her death has been ruled a suicided, but at least one close friend refuses to believe it.  The Sydney Morning Herald says…

Kira Titeneva, who described herself as Korshunova's "best friend", told the New York Daily News: "There's no way she would have killed herself. She loved life so much."
Ms Titeneva was also quoted in London's Daily Mail as saying: "I talked to her on Friday night and we were talking all the gossip."
Another friend told the paper that Korshunova, who would have earned around $5200 for a catwalk show, had been sending money home to her family in the former Soviet Republic of Kazakhstan and was "one of the sweetest, nicest people you'll ever meet".
The unnamed source told the paper the model had just returned from a modelling job in Paris and seemed "on top of the world".
"There were no signs. That's what's driving me crazy. I don't see one reason why she would do that," he said.
Korshunova's doorman, Mahmoud Nakeeb, was also quoted in the Daily Mail as claiming the model seemed happy when she came home about 4am on Saturday.
"She came in this morning, she smiled, no sense of depression," he said.

This is fucking sad.  This page is supposed to be empty, light-hearted nonsense but there’s nothing funny about suicide.  Unless you’re hanging yourself and all your kicking makes your pants fall down.  I think it would be okay to laugh about that.  “Holy cow,” I bet you would think, “this is gonna be one of those days.”

(91) Comments

  1. Tao 06/30/2008 05:57

    FIST!

  2. PIC X 06/30/2008 06:01

    I completely don't understand it either. I mean, models are generally known for being vacuous and easily duped and manipulated  extremely secure about everything, right?

  3. She Said Destroy 06/30/2008 06:06

     

    Well, what good is it to have a fabulous model body and a semi-decent face just to  smash it all over the sidewalk…

    I wonder if the forensic guy had a hard on as he picked up the pieces…

  4. She Said Destroy 06/30/2008 06:06

     

    Well, what good does it do to have a fabulous model body and a semi-decent face just to  smash it all over the sidewalk…

    I wonder if the forensic guy had a hard on as he picked up the pieces…

  5. She Said Destroy 06/30/2008 06:07

     

    Ooops, sorry, didn't mean to post twice  three times !

  6. PIC X 06/30/2008 06:10

    Maybe she killed herself when she found out she was from a joke country from a Sacha Baron Cohen movie.

     

     

  7. ososexilexi 06/30/2008 06:16

    Whatever will her family do for money now? Have they another semi-attractive daughter to pimp out? Let's hope!

  8. Evil Malcom Norris 06/30/2008 06:18

    Ugh. She looks like the girl i took to prom. Don't we have any "o.t.h.e.r." picture of her…

  9. pepper 06/30/2008 06:18

    They just found out the cause….It was a gust of wind…..The diet of coke bread was not helping.

  10. Slaappy got fingered 06/30/2008 06:19

    I suspect a Fimdrunk BTK, where were you this weekend Observer?

  11. pepper 06/30/2008 06:20

    Average White Band……" PICK UP THE PIECES"

  12. Charlie Benante's Skins 06/30/2008 06:21

    There's nothing funny about murder either (if it was)…..especially when it's a 20 year-old supermodel.  While she's alive, there's always a chance I'll win the lottery and have a threesome with her and Megan Fox.  Now I'll have to figure out how to get by without her.  It takes all the fun out of the fantasy (well, I guess it'd still be OK with Megan and $50 million).  

  13. Evil Malcom Norris 06/30/2008 06:21

    "She came in this morning, she smiled, no sense of depression,"

    I heard that are the effects coke. Side effects may include the desire to fly.

  14. Beardy McBeardFace 06/30/2008 06:21

    Ugh. She looks like the girl i took to prom. Don't we have any "o.t.h.e.r." picture of her…

     

     

     

    She doesn't look at all like your mother

  15. Evil Malcom Norris 06/30/2008 06:23

    @She Said Destroy

    actually you posted four times 

  16. Mongro Jackson 06/30/2008 06:23

    My only question is if it's still considered ass rape if you're raping the ass of a splattered corpse?  I bet the ass made it through the fall just fine, and that's the only part I'm interested in.  Well, that and the huge mole on the side of her neck.  I would've held on to that if I was ass raping her while she was still alive.

  17. Mac-Daddy 06/30/2008 06:23

    she was probably chasing a bird so she can catch it and cook it, cuzz she's so dayum hungry!

    Yeah I know, that was lame…well WTF…it's early!!!

  18. MG Admirer 06/30/2008 06:24

    What a waste of decent booty.     Why is it that ugly fat girls get to live and beautiful ones die young like this?    The world is so cruel.

  19. DB's Treasure 06/30/2008 06:24

    She coulda been the best, but she fell apart.

  20. Slim Scurvy 06/30/2008 06:24

    Personally, I think she was attempting to secure a spot on Britain's Missing Top Model by jumping and hoping for paralysis… too bad it turned out horribly wrong. She would have been viable competition for the chic in the wheelchair.

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