That was rhetorical by the way. I know who fucking Ashley Tisdale is. I just wish I didn’t. The bitch is ugly, she can't act and she can't sing. Fantastic. If she can even walk across a room without setting herself on fire or getting attacked by piranahs I'd be astonished. Now this dumb bitch has the temerity to do an album of cover songs, including "Never Gonna Give You Up", "Too Many Walls", "I Wanna Dance With Somebody", and Pat Benatars, "Shadows of the Night". This is insane for a billion different reasons. First of all, Benatars video stars a rugged young Bill Paxton as a Nazi fighter pilot. Top that you whore. Second of all, most of those other people could sing. This would be like if she tried to do stand-up, and had Chris Rock as her opening act. Finally, the songs are abysmal. It's just a bunch of beeping sounds. It's maybe meant to sound techno or dancey, but it just sounds like a robot throwing a temper tantrum or trying to annoy the other robots.
(all the other songs after the jump)
FIRST!
What can she say she sucked the right dick!
Oh wait she cant say anything the dick is still in her mouth
I've actually never heard of this gril/ But I'll put her on my To-Do List.
Also, most of you might all like to know that upclose/High Resolution scans of the sweet assed/lovely tittied Keeley are finally up on:
http:\\dontlinkthis.net
Just FYI
That clip is like the next annoying step of Rick Rolling.
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Her nose still looks like shit ever after rhinoplasty.
What can she say she sucked the right dick!
Well, when you suck dick on every casting couch in Hollywood, the laws of probability start kicking in that eventually you'll suck the "right" one.
Someone should hit that Bitch in the face with a pan
I'd hit! And as I was doing to her, I'd scream "Take that High School Musical!"
I'd also like to be the meat in a sandwich between her and Brenda Song.
Yes, I watch the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon in search of jail-bait. Is that so wrong?
At 26, I'd like to consider myself as young … but I'm still too old to give a flying fuck about any of these High School Musical kids.
i could have populated half of china with the gallons of sperm i jerked out to Pat Benatar pictures in the 80's, back when whores were cool and big hair ruled.
My old handheld electronic "Coleco" Football Game had better beep beep sounds.
So, everytime she sings "Never Gonna Give You UP", she is gonna Rick-Roll herself?
i should say whores are still cool but only when they are asian boys.
Yay, my dream has finally come true. Old classics covered by a generic interchangeable teenage singer!
Whores who keep their fucking mouths shut and leave immediately after I pay 'em will always be cool with me.
i could have populated half of china with the gallons of sperm i jerked out to Pat Benatar pictures in the 80's, back when whores were cool and big hair ruled.
I second that with Lee Aaron!
It would not be rhetorical for me though because I do not know who fucking Ashley Tisdale is, and I'm glad I don't so don't any of you pig fuckers go and spoil my fun by trying to tell me. (that includes pony fuckers)
There are only 2 reasons to cover a song:
1) to pay tribute to a band you admire (this is the route taken by established bands)
2) You're a no talent ass clown looking to make a few bucks without actually doing anything by shitting all over the work of others. (we got a winner)