06.27.2008 WILL SMITH ISN’T FOOLING ANYONE

Will Smith has yet to officially announce that he is now a follower of Scientology, despite strong ties to the cult for almost three years, but now Life and Style (via PopCrunch) says the evidence that’s piling up is pretty hard to ignore.

Life & Style spies claim Will was chatting up the unorthodox religion to anyone who would listen on the set of his new film, Hancock, opening July 4th.
 “He gave out Scientology-like pamphlets at the end of the shoot,” says biographer Andrew Morton, who published an unauthorized biography on Kooky Cruise last Winter.
“It’s also been said that he and Jada are homeschooling their children in Scientology methods,” Morton insists.
Will and Jada are also rumored to be financing the New Village Academy, a Scientology-associated school to open in Calabasas, California this Fall.
Morton explains: “So between that, the pamphlets, the school in Calabasas, and his close friendship with Tom, it seems all the evidence leads one to conclude that he is a part of this organization.”

Will Smith seems smarter than this, but he’s an actor and actors are idiots so I guess it's not surprising.  Actors will fall for anything.  If you can get really one big one the rest will follow and do what he does.  You could get a Moose costume and tap dancing shoes, then all you need to do is convince George Clooney that TapaMoose can tap, tap, tap away your insecurities with tophats and razzmatazz, and by the end of the week you’d be rolling around in mountains of money like Scrooge McDuck.

(76) Comments

  1. Perry 06/27/2008 06:08

    First

  2. Perry 06/27/2008 06:09

    Doesn't Kelly brook or Audrina Patridge go to the beach anymore?

  3. ososexilexi 06/27/2008 06:14

    Is that why he's been acting like a raucous asshole in every interview I've seen him do to promote this movie? Next thing you know, he'll be jumping on couches.

  4. Jessica_Fangirl 06/27/2008 06:16

    Tom Cruise needs to stop ripping off Stephen Colbert.  That's his "my black friend" pose, not Tom's.

  5. Paleomiz 06/27/2008 06:19

    This is good news! That's one more person we can get into a room we can then firebomb.

  6. She Cums For The Jokes 06/27/2008 06:20

    This seems like the same thing they said, verbatim, on the set of the legend movie from last year. That makes it fishy. Otherwise I could care less, since I'm pretty sure Scientology is just a pyramid scheme for the rich.

  7. yohnskull22 06/27/2008 06:22

    No news is good…

    gooder than this news.

  8. Ballsnyc 06/27/2008 06:25

    Scientologists are descendants of space Aliens right? didn't will Smith blow up the bad aliens in Independance day?

  9. lgcjoker 06/27/2008 06:29

    Does John Travolta know that Tom Cruise is cheating on him wiff a black dude? He might wanna go get checked out. You know. To see if he's contracted the black.

  10. Evil Malcom Norris 06/27/2008 06:30

    When will Willl Smiff start sporting that grotesque visage of Tom Cruise?

  11. Paleomiz 06/27/2008 06:31

    I'm sure those jughead ears of his made it easier for Tom to hang on while he shoved his microdick into Will's mouth

  12. Rick (with a silent P) 06/27/2008 06:32

    and here I thought no post was less interesting than a soccer post…silly me

  13. Paleomiz 06/27/2008 06:33

    <——–THIS IS MY PERSONAL NEGRO

  14. Mongro Jackson 06/27/2008 06:34

    Who gives a rats ass what religion these fuckheads follow?  I, personally, don't care if they believe that the aliens live up their asses, if they run around with tin foil on their heads to communicate with their Gods, and chase each other around with salad forks every tuesday to brush dingleberries out of their grundle hairs.  I feel the same about Scientology as I do about homosexuality, keep it out of my face and I don't give a turd what you do. 

    But I would fuck both Tom and Will's wives.  In the ass.  With or without consent.

  15. Slaappy got fingered 06/27/2008 06:36

    When asked if Will Smiff is a Scientologist

    "Ahhh, Hell no, I's just was ask't to give money away for tax evasion"

     

     

     

  16. Mac-Daddy 06/27/2008 06:40

    I can't believe the people who are into Scientology!! What fucking Morons!

    A Religon started by L. Ron Hubbard, based on a book he wrote where he explains that Xemu, the Emporer of the Universe sent over 40 million prisoners to Earth to be executed in the Volcanoes of a then pre-dinasaur era of Earths History.

    These souls are now "infesting" our bodies and that by ONLY JOINING Scientology can they purge our bodies of these infestations, thus allowing us to return to our original home planet when we die!

    BULLSHIT!

    It was a BS ploy to get rich.

    L. Ron Hubbard even says in the first chapter of his Dianetics book…"If you want to become rich, start a religon!"

    How stupid can these people really be??

    They should all be killed!

  17. Pottz 06/27/2008 06:40

    When you make as much money as these fucktards do, and you don't wantr to give any to Uncle Sam, you give some to Scientology. It's called a charity. These dipshits KNOW that all this shit is bologna.  That's why they do it, so they don't have to contribute to the welfare system….where most of them originated from.  Worthless pieces of shit, but you can't blame their retardedness, they never went to public school like the rest of us and learn moral code or how to treat others. I have no sympathy. But I'll take their money if they wanna give me some, my wife's had her eye on a new handbag…jesus…Why must women spend 400.00 dollars for a bag that holds 12.00? 

     

    Snoogins

  18. pepper 06/27/2008 06:43

    I feel the same about Scientology as I do about homosexuality, keep it out of my face and I don't give a turd what you do. 

    But I would fuck both Tom and Will's wives.  In the ass.  With or without consent.

     

       Mongro, and you don't like homosexuality?   
     

  19. THE O.G. HATER 06/27/2008 06:43

    Tom Cruise already saw Will's "Hancock" premier. About 3 years ago..

  20. 1GreatTrainRobbery 06/27/2008 06:45

    Men in Black = Documentary.

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