If you’re reading this somewhere other than the United States today, you should know that today is our birthday. The US has been awesome for 232 years now, and so today all of us bad ass motherfuckin Americans will celebrate by putting our hot chicks in bikinis and shooting fireworks at each other. The point being, things will probably be kind of slow today, so my condolences if you’re bored. Also, my condolences if you're not American. I read in the bible that if god didn’t make you American, it’s because he hates you, so you’re kind of screwed.
Who cares if God hates me because he doesn't exist anyway.
In related news, I was shot by a firework on my nation's birthday in the shoulder, by one of those roman candles. It doesn't hurt that bad. Kind of like a paintball gun welt….that burns your skin.
Happy Will Smith Day, neighbours!
Happy 4th of July! Show us your tits!
Dog tag 1: "My name is Jessica Simpson. Please remind me of that fact every 15 minutes"
Dog tag 2: "I have a medical condition that requires I have forced anal at least once a day"
Oh yeah, I forgot:
http://tinyurl.com/6qpf4m
"and so today all of us bas ass motherfuckin Americans will .."
may wanna fix that spelling of bas to bad ..
Happy Birthday America
from Canada
Happy birthday you bas asses
JULY 4TH WILL FROM NOW ONWARDWS BE REMEMBERED AS
independence from that mutha fucka Jess Helms Day
Here is something nice from Europe for you Americans:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7SDec1UCzJ4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXsY2r1_9C0
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nj7mBO9G5qo&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKbUOeMuvtk&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27NX_MMIkLY&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APqMRhzsJQE&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4ZO2FD4pNA&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g45ph_J_Ebc&feature=related
Happy b-day kids. Blow stuff up real good!
(except not Canada, as we wouldn’t find that very polite, and would melt all of our snow and upset the Polar Bears)
232 years - what a legacy, eh?
Or don't they teach you all the bad stuff at US high school?
In Hawaii, do they celebrate July 4th, or do they just spend the day protesting that the USA overthrew their legitimate government before seizing the islands?
(except not Canada, as we wouldn't find that very polite, and would melt all of our snow and upset the Polar Bears)
You have polar bears left? Jeez, and here we're supposed to be the most powerful country on Earth …
why is it that in Canada you like to save polar bears, buit club the seals? What do the polar bears eat?
God created other countries so we'd have someone to blow up. True story.
Eeekk! Has that picture been Photoshopped do you think?!
Oh and Happy Birthday From the Uk (I like that America sends me tv programmes)
You're right, you guys sure are bas ass!
Dammit… nice of you to show the rest of the world that we're bad asses that can't spell.
I see the Americans are already dick-deep in beer, and the Canadians are baiting and apparently bitter. Guys, don't turn this into a country-bashingfest. Keep it clean and on track–Jessica Simpson is hot, and it would take at least 15 seconds for her brain to realize you'd stuck your dick up her ass. That means you all can get a shot! Oh yeah, and love your fellow neighbor yadda yadda.
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MG Admirer… would you rather Japan was in control of Hawaii? It's either us or them. GO USA!
Go USA - Fuck Bush and Dick!