ANDY DICK IS UNDER ARREST

July 16, 2008 | celebrity | editor | 0 Comments

Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Details are very scarce but TMZ says he was arrested around 2am in a parking lot outside a Buffalo Wild Wings. I’m assuming sexual battery means he was humping someone. Someone who didn’t want to get humped. Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings wanting nothing but a night of epicurean delights, but what they got was an evening of deception.

UPDATE – Fox News just said he is being held for alleged possession of cocaine and marijuana. But this is Andy Dick so just drop the "alleged". He did that shit.

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