Andy Dick was arrested early this morning in Murrieta, California on suspicion of drug possession and sexual battery. Details are very scarce but TMZ says he was arrested around 2am in a parking lot outside a Buffalo Wild Wings. I’m assuming sexual battery means he was humping someone. Someone who didn’t want to get humped. Someone who came to Buffalo Wild Wings wanting nothing but a night of epicurean delights, but what they got was an evening of deception.
UPDATE - Fox News just said he is being held for alleged possession of cocaine and marijuana. But this is Andy Dick so just drop the "alleged". He did that shit.
god, he sucks as a human being
Fist!
HE'S SO GOING TO LOVE PRISON!!!
Insert fist here.
Oh wait thats what Andy already did.
I have no clue where Murrieta is but I'm hoping that AD and Rampage cross paths in the slammer. Anyone else hoping that as well?
Maybe he was sticking hot wings up his ass, suppository-style…that would make more sense to me than some human actually having sex with Andy Dick.
Another shocking development in Hollywood. Who didn't see this coming from Andy "Sexual Assault" Dick.
Nothing says sexual battery like lithium.
Johnny01: No point in sticking Hot Wings up your ass…eat them and they'll be explosively projected from your ass 20 minutes later.
Do you have to drive to Murrieta to find a Buffalo Wild Wings?
"Maybe he was sticking hot wings up his ass, suppository-style…"
And leave it to some stupid tramp bitch to call the cops and ruin all the fun! Whores!
Talk about stunted development. He's basically a teen. Ambiguous sexuality - check. Can't hold down a job - check. Sleeps in - check. Is paid member of photography club - check. Hangs out at fast food places - check. Enjoy the, uh, jail wedgies, Andy!
Second story in a row that uses the phrase "details are scarce."
Did you watch too much CNN this morning or something?
"I have no clue where Murrieta is but I'm hoping that AD and Rampage cross paths in the slammer. Anyone else hoping that as well?"
My money is on Andy Dick.
This guy is such a prick. I want to tie this walking penis to a chair and come at him with a roofing hammer and rose shears. I would in unison cut off a segment of each finger, whilst useing the "teeth" of the hammer to remove one tooth. I believe this would be quite a lenghty time consuming endevor, so I would need to bring a sandwich or two. God knows I hate being a hungry clown.
Ew, ew ew…. thats all I can say about that.
Murrieta is in South Riverside County, close to the San Diego/ Riverside border….. I grew up down there…. not that I like to admit that or anything….. that's why I no longer live there!
Jail wedgies…. that was awesome…. LOL
Never would have guessed after reading the headline that an AD arrest would involve drugs……and that BW3 busboy was obviously asking for it!
Never would have thought after reading the headline that an AD arrest would involve drugs…..and that BW3 busboy was obviously asking for it!
this guy tried to kiss me at a bar one night. seriously. I'm a guy.