I’ve already gotten three emails from people in France today saying the local press is reporting that Angelina Jolie has given birth to her twins. One person also added that she thinks this web site rules. Compliments freak me out a little, so all I could think to say was that her web site rules too. She didn’t have a web site, and her calling me out on that made me even more nervous and I dropped the N-word a few times. She said she thought that was inappropriate, and so then I wrote back and said you have reached my voice mail, please leave a message. Whew. Dodged a bullet this time.
Fuck. I didn't get there with my rusty machete of injustice in time!
Skeletor….with boobs.
That is not your cleavage, lexi. Who is THAT?
Well, considering this is coming from the French I don't believe this one bit. Also, today is Canada Day, so F you Quebec! I pee in your general hairy woman armpitted direction.
That's my husband, Polly. I'm super spoiled.
But as soon as I capture and contain Brad, I'll be using his likeness as an avatar.
facinating
Bound and gagged, or will you clean him up for the picture?
On topic, this is one of the most hideous pictures of AJ I have ever seen.
Clearest case of Magic Womb Syndrome I have ever seen.
I'll sponge bathe him daily, don't you worry.
Slim,
Canada is not cornering the market on women with hairy armpits. I waited on a lady the other day who named her kid Harrigan and had harrier pits than my husband. It was nas-tay.
I'll also tongue bathe him daily. I'll set up the webcam for that, though.
ososexilexi says
I'll
spongetongue bathe him daily, don't you worry.fixed
crap.
I had HER.
Hahahaha! Come on, Polly. You had to know I wouldn't neglect Brad's cock like that! ;)
Polly: Canada is awesome. I love how they take the "I'll just stay over here and watch" world affair attitude. Quebec, though? Not a fan.
Also: Squirrels freak me out. Seriously. Glorified rats that chase me when I run on the bike trail. Not good times. There's this one that waits for me every day like a ninja. I'm plotting his demise.
I once witnessed a squirrel drop kick someone in the face. It was awesome. Maybe it's the same ninja rat that's been giving you trouble, Slim.
Twins' birth forces Shiloh to move to the bedroom with the "red wine" theme. Plots revenge on twins, who have taken up residence in the "Champagne" room.