Angelina Jolies doctor in Nice, France held a press conference moments ago, and I didn’t take any notes or anything but he said she was in good health but had not yet delivered her twins. He said she only checked into the hospital yesterday as a precaution. She is not and was not in labor. So basically this post is about nothing, but it does have a picture of a French chick with a hot ass jogging outside of Angelina's hospital, which looks like a Transformer. Look at it, sitting there, pretending to be all innocent.
(picture source = inf daily)
who?
That bitch has been pregnant for what, like 19 months now? Please PLEASE let me know the moment she gives birth. The suspense is killing me. If only I had shabbily researched inaccurate daily reports to keep my interest peaked until then…
I heard she's having triplets. That or the Packers starting defensive line.
She's really in protective custody. Any minute now, the FBI will be knocking at my door …
I am holding a press conference to let everyone know I drank too much coffee this morning and have the jitters and diarrhea as a result.
What all the single mothers about to give birth in that hospital don't know yet is Angelina owns their newborns.
assfucking Fairuza Balk
France looks brilliant. The transformer hospital was the clincher; I'm moving.
That chick is too tan to be French.
@joss
…and not enough leg hair
That is the appropriate response in this case, Lightdragon. But then, when isn't it ?
"That chick is too tan to be French."
Nice is in the south of France. Topless beaches and such.
I was in France this past spring. Apparently there's a law forbidding fatties.
In fact, thinking this one over a bit more, that hospital looks better than any hotel I've ever stayed in. It has balconies and palm trees and hotties jogging along what I can only assume is a seafront. So, my revised plan is this; move to France, then shoot myself in the foot right outside this place, and then say a guy with a German accent did it. That ought to tie up the Gendarmes for a couple of weeks of sunbathing time.
Plus, that being France, there's bound to be a bar in the place somewhere…..
assfucking the girl who just broke up with Rodriguiez.
I'm responding to silverback's response
Not one Fairuza Balk thread out of nearly 9000. It's a crying shame.
As much as I'd like to do Fairuza Balk in the dirtiest way I can imagine, the fact that she played Dorthy in "Return to Oz" would make me feel a bit ashamed of myself. Which is actually more of a turn on.
She's starting to remind me of Bonnie from Family Guy.
Perpetually pregnant.
Silverback: Fairuza never did anything stupid or did hot ass photoshoots that's why.
noonespecial200: i saw her in The Worst witch , which was made about that time or so. but if you ever saw the 1996 remake of The island of Dr.Moreau , she did one sexy dance number there as well as her brief role in the Waterboy.
Fairuza is the kind chick you'd fuck but tell no one due to ego damage.