For like 12 hours the greatest rumor in the world has been that Angelina Jolie is after the role of Catwoman in the third Batman movie, who some say will be called "Gotham", from director Chris Nolan. The Telegraph UK says…
The actress, who gave birth to twins earlier this month, is reported to have already made enquiries with film executives about playing the part. Julie Newmar, who played the feline villain in the 1960s Batman television series, said Jolie would make a fantastic Catwoman should the character be reprised. Ms Newmar, 74, said: "Angelina would own the part. My industry friends tell me she has already made enquiries about the role. I can understand how it would pique her interest. Catwoman is Batman's one true love."
Unfortunately I don’t think there’s an ounce of validity to this. I'm sure Julie Newmar is a very nice woman but she's not really in a postion to get this kind of information. A third script, and as of now it’s not even definite there will be one from Nolan, is years from being completed, and there’s no telling what direction it might take. But of course Jolie would be perfect. I think a good idea for the movie would be one where Catwoman, I don't know, steals some diamonds or some shit, and then masturbates in the shower for two hours to unwind. The End.
As long as Tom Cruise portrays the Penguin, I’m fine with this.
Julie Newmar was so hot in that Catwoman outfit.
Vagina Joli as Cuntwoman
Will her brother be her love interest in the film? If not, I really don't care to see it. I mean, life duplicates art, right? Er…art duplicates life…something like that.
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The bottom will fall out on her looks by the time the third installment is ready to be filmed. Expect Megan Fox to take her place.
A third script, and as of now it’s not even definite there will be one from Nolan, is years from being completed
Seriously, by the time they are ready to cast this, Jolie will look like mummified string cheese. If there is to be a part, it will go to some wonderful thespian like Miley Cyrus or some other Disney brat.
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I was picturing Lexi as catwoman, I mean with the psychotiv break and all…another thing stolen away from my favorite sociopath by my least favorite skeleton. For shame!
In other, more important news, Emmallee goes ass to mouth. Its "No Big Deal" apparently.
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That "X" kind of looks like a hakenkreuz. What's that say in ink by her crotular region?
The thought of Angelina Jolie in a catwoman outfit just made me muss my knickers I did.
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Julie Newmar is 74. Holy bat shit!
OG,
You caught that too? Nice.
Lets hope she gets the role and od's like ledger and then we won't have to hear any more about her rescuing and adopting third world orphans with her european man-bag pitt.
this is a risky idea…
men, lots of men will see the next batman…you think theatre floors are sticky now, there will be one inch of semen on the floors of every movie house around the world, everyone's gonna start lighting up butts in the theatre post jack, the smell of semen will waft high into the heavens, so even god himself starts jackin it to angelie..
i wonder if god does jack it?
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OG–can't chat now, love. have to leave for work in an hour. Would have to be this evening, say 6pm PST? Everyone is welcome–if you log on and PM me at kikinu maia tonight, I'll invite you
On topic, I love all this speculation about casting for a movie that hasn't even been written yet. Doesn't Hollywood have anything better to do, like wallow in the filth of its excess?
Who said Megan Fox as Catwoman? Who was it?
Whoever it was, I fuckin worship you! Pray to all the Gods that Chris Nolan reads this and takes heed. Megan Fox IS Catwoman dammit! Yahearme?
Pheifer was a kick ass cat woman.
She's Angie's little clone, so why not, lgc? Seems fitting.
Maybe they can get Ben Stiller. Jack Black. Robert Downey, Jr.a slaappstick Batman comedy?
Oh wait that was done on the first one…