As they did with the first pictures of their baby Shiloh, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt will donate every dime that they collect from selling the first pictures of thier new twins to charity. The Daily Mail says that offers are already on the table for up to 10 million dollars.
The bidding war has already begun for the first photos of Knox Leon and Vivienne Marcheline who were born on Saturday night at a French hospital.
French papers have reported that an American magazine has already offered $10m (£5m) for the exclusive images of the new babies - with all the money going to a worthy cause.
After the birth of their daughter Shiloh two years ago, the couple auctioned off the photo shoot to People magazine in the US and Hello! in Britain for up to £5m with an undisclosed charity benefiting.
It is believed Pitt and Jolie are in the process of negotiating a similar deal for the photos of the latest additions to their family.
Brad and Angelina need to get off their high horse. Hollywood stars do this all the time. Nicole Richie took her baby picture money and got high, then said, "weed and vicodin should be legal, that shit is so good." And Jennifer Lopez commissioned a laser beam that would turn things into bacon. Needless to say their efforts may one day change the world.
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Don’t forget britbrit. She lit up a lucky strike, and ate a chocolate cake with bacun frosting. Like, 500 times.
I bet half that money goes to the vaginoplasty and reconstruction charity.
And Katie was loving her freedom in the hospital, but then got rechained in the dugeon after delivering baby Syracuse with the spunk of L. Ron.
The other half to boob lifting and de-sagging charities.
that maddox kid is unfortunate…. he looks like some sort of asian gang element.
Who in their right minds would pay that much for photography rights? It's going to be on the internets for free 2 seconds after it hits the freakin newsstand!
I'm still not convinced Maddox is actually a child. He looks like a 40 year old midget in that pic.
A fucking genius 40 year old midget, with his lucky bastard face pressed against Angelina's swollen mammaries, the bastard.
Or they could do the real honourable thing and, oh, I don't know, not offer up their barely-dried-off kids for the paps.
Oh wait, I forgot who I was referring to.
Smile! Smile, Maddox you clever fuck!
that maddox kid is unfortunate…. he looks like some sort of asian gang element.
No kidding. Can you imagine some 19-year-old version of that poking his head up from a rice paddy and blasting you with his AK?
Oh damnit, there goes my Vietnam flashbacks again…
The money is all a tax write off. People Magazine or whoever pays it, gets to write off $10 million on their taxes because its an over head cost (cost of doing business), then Pitt and Jolie get to write off a $10 million charitable tax deduction. They get $10 million (almost like a salary), but then they get a $10 million credit on the tax deductions. Its how the rich stay rich
Maybe the twins will slow down Angelina's child-collecting fetish?
I don't know, I kinda think Maddox looks like one of Herve Villechaize's illegitemate love children somehow…
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/6830/hervebw2.jpg
I personally offer 10 cents for the photos! Dare to top that, rich people!!!!
Angie looks like she is slowly morphing into Bob Hope.
take it easy on maddox, lets see what you would look like after 2-3 years of drinking mule urine for breakfest and having a line of fat white guys putting their cocks in your face, all while in the background, Mamma Son is yelling : " di di mau Maddox, di di mau"
Hey Brad and Angie, may I humbly suggest you make a donation to the "Doctress Leisa School for the Degenerate"? Because that money would really help to keep me knee-deep in male hookers and cocaine.
Now that they have more of their own offspring, it was thoughtful of Brad and Angie to put life jackets on the rest before they threw them into the sea.
Who actually gives a shit about those photos??????