I read an article in Discover magazine one time that said girls with implants are 30 percent more likely to be promiscuous. Except replace the word "read" with the words "saw a picture", and the word "Discover" with the word "Juggs". In hindsight it was less of an article about a study, and more of some pictures of this chick with huge awesome tits and then me just assuming she was a whore. I can’t remember where I was going with this. Anyway, hey look, it's Audrina Patrdige in some totally spontaneous and not-staged pictures of her big tits and hot ass yesterday in Beverly Hills. Too bad about her face because her body is unbelievable. She and I could do it but it would have to be pretty dark. We could do it in the daylight, but I’d have to wack my penis up against her a few times to get things going, like you do with poppin fresh dough or a road flare.
Wait, I thought the BEST surgeons were in Beverly Hills. Those things are lopsided even in the bikini.
Incredible? She’s just a skinny bitch with bolt-on tits, buck teeth, and an unremarkable ass. Once you go down that road, look out! Next thing you know, you’re fucking Tara Reid bareback.
Shootin' blanks already! Those fun-bags are already starting to sag. Should've used saline instead of grey goose, ya dumb bitch.
Horse teeth!
now that the fist is out of the way…
i don't care how f-list this bitch is, i would pound every possible orifice on her until her holes had holes, period.
OK, my bad. You said “unbelievable,” not “incredible.” My entire comment is void.
JUGS AND HEAD ON A STICK
She looks like a goblin with a good cosmetic surgeon and a personal trainer.
Decent turd cutter, but how do you wear a bikini bottom 2 sizes too small and not show toe? That defies some natural law.
I meant bad cosmetic sugeon.
The recipe for success in Hollywood: Fake JUGS AND HEAD ON A
STICKcasting couch.FIXED! ;)
DJTECHSYS: I suspect her holes already do have holes. From the worms.
It is true she is a boobstick, but I would like to stick my penis in several orifices of her body nonetheless.
does she really need to use a foam pad to float? "Hey, Audrina, turn over!"
I have a serious philosophical question.
Who gives a shit? This bitch is fucking z-list and has done two nude photoshoots, what good are bikini pics. Granted, I'd rather look at these pictures than Britney in a bikini but I'd prefer a post with the old nudes that says "some nothing celebrity from a TV show nobody watches is still alive today, and here are naked pictures of her."
That would be much better I think.
forgot my prozac today I guess
Someone is losing weight already, started the cocaine diet already I see. Still a nice ass though, how did she do that? Amazing how friendly they are to the camera when they are on the way up…..she must be doin what 4, maybe 5 bj's a week just to stay relevant.
Nice mound in pic#3.
Is she related to a chipmunk? I think I know where she stores her nuts!