Despite reports last week, reports that told the truth, Brian Austin Green says he has not been dumped by fiancé Megan Fox, and according to him, the relationship is going great. It’s not clear why he would lie like this. Probably because he’s a god damn liar. Us magazine says…
"We're solid," Green, 34, says in the new issue of TV Guide. "We've lived together for three years. We have tattoos of each other's names.”
Green's only gripe about their relationship?
"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like," he says.
Green - who has a son, Kassius, with ex fiancée Vanessa Marcil - says he "would love" to have more kids.
For now, he and Fox - who met in 2004 and got engaged in 2006 - are "rescuing pets from pet stores. We have a potbellied pig, we have dogs, two cats, two birds a squirrel.
"And Megan wants a leopard - that'll never happen!" Green adds. "That's a whole different world."
I want Megan to know that I’m getting pretty sick of Brian and his radical anti-leopard politics. When she and I date she can get a T-Rex for all I care. But it's no wonder he’s still clinging to her. Remember this time last year when she gave him a blowjob him in the car, in a public parking lot, in the middle of the day? Things like that are what make her one of the greatest women who have ever lived, and it’s why I have a 4 foot plastic figurine of her on my lawn at Christmas.
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Shit, I fucked that up. Oh well now I can get to reading it.
Brian was confused…he thought they were asking about his relationship with Vicente Fox…easy enough misunderstanding…
Is it just me or is Megan Fox hot? Anyone?
Wait… this brown stain on the mattress (name the movie - quick! quick!) was hooked up with Vanessa Marcil too? Seriously? Who IS this guy?
Brian, Brian, Brian. Just accept the fact that she was tired of tasting Ian Ziering on you and move on!
Tip that would be Full Metal Jacket
Like D-BAG, I, too, would like to have more kids…but after the first two or three go missing, CPS and the po-po start asking too many questions…
"LIVED TOGETHER FOR 3 YEARS!!!111!! HOLY SHIT THATS LIKE FOREVER! LETS GET TATOOTS OF EACH OTHER ON OUR FOREHEADS; FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
Moron.
I know an old German couple that has been married for 60 fucking years, and I doubt they have even seen each other naked. Thats commitment.
*sniff* I love that movie.
Somewhere, there was a poster I saw: Everything I Ever Needed to Know in Life I Learned from Full Metal Jacket
I've never seen that list again. I… I could have learned so much, and I missed my chance.
Oh come on! Like you would be any different?
If I was him, I would make a mannequin set to look like Megan and begin my new life with her. No way I could accept that she was gone. It's either that or take the cyanide pill. He's on his way back to the top though. Terminator TV folks!
Damn. BAG don't look half as bad as one would suspect.
I'm just gonna keep calling him BAG. That is all.
he looks so tough with those tatoos you can almost forget he is that douce from 90210
Oh you guys and your CRAZY acronyms….*sigh*
*douche*
as if there was any doubt
"We have more time away from each other right now than we'd like," he says.
Translation from the delusional : "I've been dumped!"
PS: On the air now, folks. Hope you're listening!
I already hate this fcuking tattooed assclown with flipflops!!!
Lexi - get off it. C'mon…
What's this guy doing anyway? I saw his bitch character (himself) getting smacked around in Domino (yeah, I saw it… one of the… 10? 20? maybe?)
Then again… the sumbitch has been taggin' Fox. And Vanessa Marcil - apparently - bastard.