07.30.2008 BRITNEY IS A GREAT MOM

Britney Spears' inept parenting skill are in the spotlight once again today, with the Daily Mail publishing pictures of her young son Sean Preston playing with her cigarettes as Britney smokes just a few feet away.  The Mail says…

Health experts have criticised Britney's 'shocking' behaviour, calling her a 'poor role model' for her children.  It comes a week after Britney officially agreed to give her ex-husband Kevin Federline sole custody of the couple's two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden, 1.  She is currently allowed two visits and one overnight per week in the settlement.
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It is the latest in a string of high-profile parenting dramas for the 26-year-old.
In January this year, she was placed on lockdown for a mental evaluation after she locked herself in a room with Sean Preston at her LA home and refused to hand him over to Federline.
In February 2006, she was caught driving with Sean Preston on her lap with no seat belts and the following month she received a visit from child welfare officers when Sean Preston fell from his high chair, bruising his head.

Is this really a surprise?  Britney’s a white trash idiot.  Of course she’s gonna smoke right in front of her kids.  He’ll be lucky if it stops there.  He’ll be lucky if you don’t see him using a case of Miller Lite as blocks or the washing machine as a fort.  Now she’s moving to Calabasas.  "Honey where are the kids?"  "Oh they’re out on the cliff."  This kid is doomed.  Doomed I tells ya!



(75) Comments

  1. Mongro Jackson 07/30/2008 08:02

    Oh wow, smoking in front of the kids.  How terrible!!!  Seriously, if this is the best Britney news that's out there, it's time to concentrate stories on Xtina's big old juggs.

  2. OCFIEND 07/30/2008 08:04

    At least she's not using their mouths as ashtrays anymore! I guess what I'm trying to say is, I miss you Mom. :(

  3. Mac-Daddy 07/30/2008 08:05

    agrees with Mungo: I don't think I ever ever ever seen a parent smoke in front of her child!!!

    OMG THE HORROR!!!!!!

    Boredddd, but I'd still Poke her HARD in the ass! (And Kate Hudson too!)

  4. zenotek 07/30/2008 08:07

    Always with the goddamn cigarette. 

  5. The Fried Man 07/30/2008 08:08

    Agreed…this is no surprise.  All across America little white trash kids are playing with mommy's box of Virginia Slims.  Britney is white trash, when are people going to realize this fact?  Can't wait for this kid to be completely tat-ted up, dressing like a G, and cutting rap albums.

  6. Burnsy 07/30/2008 08:08

    Next she'll have her kids spelling words with an unnecessary u.

  7. Evil Malcom Norris 07/30/2008 08:08

    Britney’s a white trash trailer park idiot.

    Brendoff, please be more more specific, next time…

  8. ososexilexi 07/30/2008 08:08

    You can almost hear him thinking, "What a great shot for mommy's paparazzi boyfriends! I might get thrown an extra lolli-pop for this one the next time one of 'em takes me on their lap!"

  9. thedudeabides 07/30/2008 08:10

    Does she have a tat above her right thigh (left on the pic)?  I think I see something there, but it might just be God punishing me for even looking.

  10. Observer 07/30/2008 08:10

    As a loving father of two children…….I am personally shocked that Britney exposes her sons to such negative behavior models.

     

    Now…as far as fucking strangers, kissing girls, exchanging bathing suits in public, swimming in (non) see through undies, whacking cars with umbrellas, running over people, crashing my car into other cars, fucking homosexual men in hotel pools…….

    I think those behaviors are fine…..couldn't be me without them. 

  11. dirtydiane 07/30/2008 08:11

    The bowl full of flammable devices right within the kids reach is a nice touch too.

  12. Brandon103 07/30/2008 08:11

    Whiskey Tango

  13. Just the Tip 07/30/2008 08:12

    Right… see… we have seen this before right?  Please tell me I'm not suffering some dubass flashback.

    Wait… Christina's Boobs?

     

    OCFIEND:  No shit, I got an email today with a big ass shot of your Avi.  Fucking disturbing.  Not smeg disturbing, but I damn near threw the friggin' mouse at it.

  14. ohmwrecker 07/30/2008 08:12

    I think the whole state of Louisianna should be sterilized.

  15. brooklyn 07/30/2008 08:13

    How stupid is this bitch? That photographer has a license to print money. Apparently he lives in a treehouse directly over the patio where Britney Spears lounges around in a bikini every single day corrupting her trailer trash children. Hey Britney, go outside, stand by that table, look up about 70 degrees. See that camera that is continually taking humiliating pictures of you? Plant a fucking tree.

  16. thedudeabides 07/30/2008 08:13

    Isn't this an old pic?  I think I've seen this one before.  If not, damn this woman is a chameleon, she looked almost fuckable in Mexico last week in white and now this.  

  17. RockDirt 07/30/2008 08:13

    She doesn't even want the visitation or the overnight stay. What good mother would give up her kids like she has done? She is trash, but comparing her to a trailer park gives a trailer park a bad name.

  18. ososexilexi 07/30/2008 08:14

    I love how the kid looks completely amused while mischievously watching her not pay attention to his transgression. He's getting away with it and loving it! Ah, to observe a future criminal mind in the earliest stages of formation! This is better than watching "Most Evil".

  19. Just the Tip 07/30/2008 08:15

    "The bowl full of flammable devices…" - dirty

    Mmmm… bowl… little licking flames of fun… Oh, huh?  Yeah - get that damn kid away from that!

  20. Evil Malcom Norris 07/30/2008 08:16

    Sean Preston

    Poor boy, what a fcuked up name 

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