Saturday night, Britney Spears was at the Generation Rescues Event and she looked fantastic, as good as she has in 5 years. It felt like the old hot Britney was back and our love affair would never end. But then it ended immediately, the very next day as she walked around M.Fredric in Calabasas. Acne, fat neck, ridiculous accessories. I don’t know how she managed to pull off looking the way she did the night before but I assume it has something to do with unicorn blood and magic.
wow it had almost been three days
without a spears post that is
Don't tell P.I.A.C that there is a new tread
"I assume it has something to do with unicorn blood and magic."
More likely; A dress laid out for her by daddy (who lingered to watch her change), a new wig and plenty of drag queen make up.
So she's wearing a cheesy arrow through the heart necklace, but I'd still give her a pearl one.
You might think this is her first public appearance without a ciggy, but there it is in her hand in pic #5
her biceps are bigger than my head but on the plus side i have less veins
i like prozac-Brit.
She gets the blokes because she smokes…Viz Magazine T-Shirt.
"More likely; A dress laid out for her by daddy (who lingered to watch her change)…"
No, no… this is Spears. SPEARS. Not Simpson.
Her vagina leaks battery acid.
Common… I know each of us would still hit it. Hit it hard too!
Her hair colour is a fucking wreck, just like her stupid little teen mother sisters.
And maybe my unicorn sperm could turn her back into the "Toxic" Britany
Is that a cum stain on her dress on the left leg?
Has anyone told her that her acne might go away if she stopped using Ho-Hos for pillows and Twizzlers for straws?
More likely; A dress laid out for her by daddy (who lingered to watch her change), a new wig and plenty of drag queen make up.
Don't forget the other age-old trick: starving yourself to fit into the little black dress.
Ok, maybe it wasn't so little.
"No, no… this is Spears. SPEARS. Not Simpson."
Which makes her daily daddy diddling all the worse. Not only does he have control over her cunt but, thanks to his conservatorship, her cash as well.
Are you commenting on the right post, irish bug?
She still looks a helluva lot better than the hag in the previous post. She gives me the willies.
Def looks like jizz stain on her left leg!