Both TMZ and Us magazine are reporting right now that the child custody settlement that Kevin Federline and Britney Spears agreed to last week has been finalized and will be signed in less than an hour. TMZ even has the story under the headline, "Case Closed". But OK! magazine is claiming this isn’t over yet. They say Britney’s dad – who has final legal authority over all of Britney’s affairs – does not like the deal and will not sign it.
…sources tell OK! that Brit's dad, Jamie Spears, who has been acting as her court-ordered conservator for several months and who has final say over all her legal and financial matters, isn't happy with the agreement and is refusing to sign off on the settlement.
Both parties are expected back in court today at 2 p.m. PST for an emergency hearing with family court Commissioner Scott Gordon, who had been expected to make the settlement official several days ago.
The original deal had Kevin retaining sole legal and physical custody over both children, with Britney only getting set visitation rights. So it's not surprising her dad would fight that. It doesn’t exactly make her look like a gold medal winning mom. I think a good way for her to change her image would be if she did a magic trick where she started out chained to this table under this great big saw, and then the saw comes crashing down and you’re all like OH NO, but then you look over and you see Britney in a chair right in the middle of the audience. HOW DID SHE DO THAT?!?!?
Breaking news -nobody gives a shit!
Mother of the Year.
Fuck it… what is a "Gold Medal Winning Mom" anyway?
*looks around for the couch & tissue box*
WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK ABOUT THE CHILDREN?!?!
It sounds like a good deal to me, kepp them critters as far away from Brit Brit as humanly possible.
BTW…back to back Spears posts on a Friday afternoon? Why not just kick me in the balls instead, REALLY start the weekend the right way.
The pictures with her kid playing with her pack of smokes should really help her case.
I still think it's hilarious that a 26 year old woman needs a parent to be her GUARDIAN. I mean, I'm retarded too, but I only need supervision on WEEKENDS.
SUCK ON THAT, SPEARS.
I bet her dad wipes her puss when she pees too!
Very, very unsexy woman. She makes Brooke Hogan look good.
a better trick would be if that great big saw came crashing down and split her right down the middle. that would be super.
Holy shit is this site gay sometimes.
WHO WILL GET CUSTODY???!!! Who fucking cares.
More tits, less Brit. (Ha, clever!)
At least WWTDD isn't like the Superficial, who only seems to be interested in what "Heidi and Spencer" are up to.
HEY !!!!ADMIN. IS WWTDD GOING TO UPROXX SOON TOO??????
GOD DAMN UPROXX
but i thought eveyone cared what heidi and spencer are doing??
*confused*
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Best magic trick Spears could do is hide a pencil…except herself as victim and not a Gamble henchman.
What's a "Heidi and Spencer"? I imagine it is like a colonoscopy.
Britney later propsed to K-Fed and his legal advisors: "Hey y'all, why don't we just cut'em both in half. That way everything's fair.".
She was given a coloring book, a pack of cigarettes, and some Redbull and told to sit quietly in the corner.
Ironiclly she thought those were the new terms of settlement and accepted immediately.
I almost think she makes this shit up to get people to care. Maybe if she gets shot into the sun and I have to stop tanning my magnificent body during the eclipse, THEN I will care
(this IS an alternate universe where I am perfect, right?)
I think Federline still breastfeeds them. Better him than her, I say.
Get in the car Tub Tub. Vegas is calling.
Somebody give these kids to a homeless junkie–they'll have a better chance