The always kick ass New York Daily News says today that Brooke Hogan has been approached by Playboy. They need someone to bat cleanup on their men’s league softball team. No not really. They actually want her to take her clothes off.
Brooke Hogan has been approached to pose nude for the famous men's magazine, her publicist told the Daily News on Wednesday. And she didn't say no.
The "Brooke Hogan Knows Best" star, 20, could use a boost for her stagnant singing career. Hogan's 2006 album "Undiscovered" reportedly sold just 127,000 copies.
But her father, WWE legend Hulk Hogan, likely won't be too thrilled with the idea. The Hulkster had no qualms about showing off his overbearing paternal side on the now-defunct VH1 reality show "Hogan Knows Best."
Brooke has posed for a men's magazine in the past (she appeared on the cover of FHM in a skimpy bikini in 2006), but has never posed nude.
"No decision has been made at this time," her rep said.
Whatever. This bitch will do it. She's a trampy idiot. This is what they do. They show you their vagina for money. They don’t even have to pay her. She’d probably do it for a ride home. I bet that’s more than she usually gets. Paying her to act like a slut is like paying a dog to chase a squirrel.
Will they airbrush her dick?
Calves only a cow could love
Brooke Hogan may do Playboy. In other news, Seej may be planning on scooping his eyes out with a spoon because it will be less painful than seeing this.
Finally! We will get to see her penis!
Her bleached blonde bimbo look will be a perfect fit for Playboy.
Dammit, Fancy! You stole my thunder!
Is there really anything else left for her to do?
Lumberjacks practice log rolling on Brooke's thighs.
Ghey lumberjacks
I gave up Playboy a while back. Go nuts Brooke. Hell, all the little tramps might as well - better to have it professionally captured than spread all over the "News Rags"… or here.
We're gonna see the tits & ass eventually (unfortunately) - how do you want it look when we do?
If anyone can make her look like a caricature of a woman it's Playboy
I always thought Playboy was supposed to be ridiculously aspirational anyway, not a means for an idiotic slut to self-promote by showing us what we could see anyway if we bought her a pitcher of beer (which she'd chug in one go). I actually saw that fucking TV show for the first time the other day. Awful, awful people. I hope she gets
moreherpes and genital wartsoff her dadbetween now and the shoot, so that they're forced to admit that even photoshop couldn't polish this turd.You say "show you their vagina for money" like it's a bad thing.
Oh dear God no!
Now I have to fill up on lotion…
Isn't she already a caricature of a woman?
good. Ive been looking for an excuse to cancel my playboy subscription.
Topper - you, sir, are a comedic genius. Though I thought all lumberjacks were gay…
She does nothin for me. Well, maybe not nothing, but very little. Still, I guess I'd look at her naked, and I suppose I would have sex with her. Though I might just as well watch Seinfeld.
No, no, no, they got it all wrong. All Playboy did was ask Hulk for the family photo album.
Doc, 11:30, nice one. I may be able to catch an hour of your show tomorrow since it's earlier now. That would rock.
are sure they didnt mean PLAYGIRL magazine?
shit, Playboy hasn't had a hogs and Heffers edition since Marylin Monroe- I love these editions - They are rare!