By brendon July 25, 2008 @ 9:45 AM

Brooke Hogan is in Miami now to rest up from her vacation in Hawaii. Poor little lamb.  I hope she finds time to film her TV show.  She has a pretty full plate.  Or maybe this is for the TV show.  Either way she’s still a mess.  She dresses like a whore but she’s so damn big it freaks me out.  She looks like a male cop who is undercover as a prostitute.

UPDATE – there's like 10,000 of these in HQ over on less clothes, if you care.  weirdo.

(54) Comments

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    PIC X 07/25/2008 10:13

    She looks like a male cop who is undercover as a prostitute


    Sounds like somebody had their first trip to New Orleans. Did you remember to tip?

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    Johnny01 07/25/2008 10:14

    It's only a matter of time before some pics surface with the Hulkster giving his daughter a rowdy roddy pipin'…

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    snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/25/2008 10:15


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    Terrence Maddox 07/25/2008 10:17

    Holy crap. In pic #5 she looks just like her mom, which is tragic, because she's less fuckable than Hulk.


    I'm still going to look at the Playboy pics though. 

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    zenotek 07/25/2008 10:17

    I give her show another couple of episodes before it disappears.  Her ass, however, will take longer.

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    snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/25/2008 10:17

    pics 8-10, he's helping her install the woman parts.

  7. avatar
    Smeg McMuffin 07/25/2008 10:20

    I wonder how many cocks would fit up that cavernous vag at once.

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    Topper (Harry) Harley 07/25/2008 10:21

    #7: Her boner came untucked

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    Dirty Hairy 07/25/2008 10:21

    Does BOOKE Hogan go to the library a lot?

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    mom2ross 07/25/2008 10:21


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    mom2ross 07/25/2008 10:25

    Kudos, Hairy

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    Avatar 07/25/2008 10:26

    Hairy is a true poet His mastery of the English language is stupefying.

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    persephonesunset 07/25/2008 10:26

    yeah i was gonna point out the booke thing, but i didnt want to be a douchebag to the guy who works on this thing and brings us our delightful wry yummyness every single fricken day…

     so i will just say, yeah…i was thinking about when we my little sister used to watch WWF back in the HULKAMANIA days, this chick was probably hulk's little two year old daughter…that's creepy…

     same thing with kelly osbourne and all these celebuspawn….when people were paying their parents money back in the eighties, THIS is what you were payin for…


  14. avatar
    foolymagooly 07/25/2008 10:27

    Look at those tits though…





    Come on guys tits… 

  15. avatar
    Miss Soultaker 07/25/2008 10:28

    I love Big girls

    how can you not its so much more face to Fuck Love

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    Avatar 07/25/2008 10:29

    I could never fuck Brooke Hogan. I'd be afraid of bending my dick for good, like it happened the last time I was in South Africa when I tried to impale that white rhino.

  17. avatar
    Miss Soultaker 07/25/2008 10:32

    well i stand by big girls need dick love too

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    MG Admirer 07/25/2008 10:35

    Does she ever wear anything other than a bikini?    I've never seen her in anything else.

  19. avatar
    Just the Tip 07/25/2008 10:36

    Yeah… I do kinda want to see the tits.  Why not?  They're the only professional thing about her.

  20. avatar
    Miss Soultaker 07/25/2008 10:36

    the bikini holds in the buldge well

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