07.30.2008 BRUCE WILLIS IS HELPFUL

It's been pretty hot in SoCal lately, so Bruce Willis was nice enough to dump a bottle of water on some paparazzi as they followed him around yesterday.  It’s important to stay hydrated.  That guy could have very well died if not for Bruce’s quick thinking.  I hope that guy at least offered to reimburse Bruce for his water.  It's just the right thing to do.

(52) Comments

  1. Deechronic 07/30/2008 09:00

    thats good stuff…  i bet he wishes it was a bottle of acid

  2. Evil Malcom Norris 07/30/2008 09:00

    no fister today?

  3. ososexilexi 07/30/2008 09:01

    No news today, more like it.

  4. Jessica_Fangirl 07/30/2008 09:02

    I'm surprised he didn't pull a Multiple Miggs and toss a load on the guys windshield.  Some of these douchebags need to have a little extra protein in their diet.  Keeps their energy up for stalking these people.

  5. Paleomiz 07/30/2008 09:03

    Not pictured: Willis knocking down the chick with the camera in the background and fucking her in the ass

     

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  6. Evil Malcom Norris 07/30/2008 09:05

    Hm. Nice VeeDub. No, I've nothing….

  7. RonDogg 07/30/2008 09:07

    Bruce Willis is the man.

  8. ohmwrecker 07/30/2008 09:11

    It would be better if Bruce carried around a bottle of hydrochloric acid.

  9. bega86 07/30/2008 09:13

    Bruce Willis should be president, god is he awesome.

  10. Johnny01 07/30/2008 09:14

    Yippee-ki-ay, motherfucker!!

  11. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/30/2008 09:15

    It wasn't his fault… it was that damn earthquake. He slipped, I tell ya!

  12. Avatarded 07/30/2008 09:18

    Funny, the car appears to be standing still but the license plate looks like flying by. This is one of the reasons I stay away from California.

  13. maddona_kebabsoff 07/30/2008 09:19

    Kinda weak…slow day huh? Tits soon perhaps.

  14. Avatarded 07/30/2008 09:20

    looks like it's flying by

  15. dragonslayer 07/30/2008 09:20

    Seems like a really well-sourced story, good job!

  16. pepper 07/30/2008 09:21

    Looks like Bruce is wearing his blue underwear over his pants.     Is it just me?

  17. JackAzz 07/30/2008 09:25

    I don't see any T-N-A!   What gives dude?  GEt some pussy on this site……..ASAP

  18. mephistopheles jefferson 07/30/2008 09:30

    Is it me or do I see Bruce's visible panty line?

  19. The Fried Man 07/30/2008 09:30

    Ironic that they have to blur his license plate to protect his privacy when his job is to invade other people's.  With that being said, I enjoy seeing pics of my favorite actresses sunbathing nude on the beach and I don't want to do or say anything to rock that boat…so shame on you Bruce Willis, this guy is just doing his job.

  20. Mongro Jackson 07/30/2008 09:30

    My god!!! This is the craziest shit I've ever read!!!

     

    I was just thinking about the Hudgens nekkid pic today, how bout a repost of that?

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