07.21.2008 CAN TRUE LOVE SURVIVE?

Blake Fielder-Civil, the husband of Amy Winehouse and the guy generally considered to be the reason she’s hopelessly addicted to drugs, was sentenced to 27 months in jail today for attempting to bribe witnesses in an assault trial.  The short version is this: in June of 2007 Fielder was arrested for assaulting a pub owner.  In November of 2007, Fielder and 4 others were arrested for attempting to bribe the pub owner with 200,000 dollars in exchange for him to not appear in court.  The Sun UK says…

AMY Winehouse's husband was sentenced to 27 months in prison at London’s Snaresbrook Crown Court today for perverting the course of justice after beating up a pub landlord.
Amy, who has been a regular in the public gallery, failed to show up to see husband Blake Fielder-Civil sentenced.
Fielder-Civil and pal Michael Brown had beaten James King, 36, so badly in June 2006 that he needed plates fitted into his face for a broken cheekbone and still has counseling.

I started to giggle after they said "perverting" so I didn’t read the whole article, but I think I got the gist of it: his ass is gonna look like a life preserver.  The End.

(105) Comments

  1. thedudeabides 07/21/2008 09:09

    guess = not

  2. thedudeabides 07/21/2008 09:10

    I hear prison drugs over there are stronger than the stuff on the street

  3. Evil Malcom Norris 07/21/2008 09:11

    Sweet! A Munsters remake

  4. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/21/2008 09:11

    His tattoos are almost as awesome as hers. Maybe even awesomer.

  5. yohnskull22 07/21/2008 09:14

    Ask Gloria Gainer.

  6. thedudeabides 07/21/2008 09:18

     

    I'd need counseling too if I saw her naked.

    Actually that would make me want to do hard drugs as well.

  7. Pottz 07/21/2008 09:27

    I got 5 bucks says Amy is dead by the end of the year. Once she finds out he is in the pokey for another 2 years…she's gonna O.D.  Bet!

     

     

  8. Paleomiz 07/21/2008 09:27

    for perverting the course of justice

    How do you separate this out from the perversion that is their entire existence? Just askin'.

     

     

  9. Strategory 07/21/2008 09:30

    Sid and Nancy

  10. Rick (with a silent P) 07/21/2008 09:33

    Strategory, one can only hope for as happy an ending for these two as was the case for Sid and Nancy…

  11. snappy.vajayjay 2.0 07/21/2008 09:35

    <—– gargamel winehouse.

  12. thedirtycajun 07/21/2008 09:38

    all i know is if i size my web browser window just right, i can read this article and still see the image of Rasario Dawson…

     

    ah, rasario

  13. 1GreatTrainRobbery 07/21/2008 09:39

    Huh? The guy gets 27 months for perverting justice and zero for beating the pub owner half to death??? 

     

  14. RN Azriel 07/21/2008 09:43

     

    I give the over under mark for the murder suicide at thirteen months, I take the under.

  15. TW 07/21/2008 09:44

    Ironically, she'll be dead by Halloween.

  16. MG Admirer 07/21/2008 09:48

    She should refuse to shave her pubes until he is released.

  17. The Wind 07/21/2008 09:54

    Blake doesn't look like he could beat the crap out of a rain-soaked pinata filled with cow shit. Which means his pal had to do the beating for him, or "pub owner" is British slang for "paraplegic kitten."

  18. maddona_kebabsoff 07/21/2008 09:55

    He may not make it in the pokey. Dear Ami on the other hand has Castrol R

    coursing through her punctured veins, she will be fine trust me.

  19. gotdang 07/21/2008 09:55

    I'm attracted to his obvious chivalry.

  20. tangocash00001 07/21/2008 09:56

    his ass is safe in jail.  prisoners may be undersexed, but most aren't retarded….that guy looks like he's been carrying the AIDS virus for a new years already.  mind you, they may still be safe to eat his ass with a spoon, so carry on.

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